James Odell (Pig's lawyer)

[RickiLeaks]

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[CuntFucker .]

That call has been sponsored by Foster's.

 

[musTARD]

That wa solame

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Cock eyed bastard looks like Ren Hoek

 

[Ladynyahh]

Which eye does do you look at? The lazy one or the other? Or just avoid eye contact?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He already looks loike a fackin' ijiot with those googly eyes.

Solid message though. No fucking around, just succinctly stated what's what. Like an Australian Roger Stone.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Which eye does do you look at? The lazy one or the other? Or just avoid eye contact?

I have such a hard time with that. I always end up staring at the lazy one like Austin Powers staring at Fred Savage's mole.

 

[Ladynyahh]

That call has been sponsored by Foster's.

It's Corey from Australia yeeeeeess

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Cock eyed bastard looks like Ren Hoek

"Pat, you fat, bloated eediot!"

 

[fusciasomething]

Pat’s life is comical. Dyslexic editor, crazy eyed lawyer, lesbian wife, rodeo clown father, token black rapist friend and more to come I’m sure. He is allergic to normalcy

 

[BUBBLER]

Hi dougie

 

[SFWA liaison]

Dan, your Australian accent impersonation is not good. We know it's you.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Cock eyed bastard looks like Ren Hoek

This guy and Pat next to each other really would look like a live action Ren & Stimpy

 

[RobertMewler]

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

Which eye does do you look at? The lazy one or the other? Or just avoid eye contact?

Fun trick, stare at the bridge of their nose right between the eyes and they wont notice how creeped out you are by their deformity

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

What, no good bye? Rude.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I have such a hard time with that. I always end up staring at the lazy one like Austin Powers staring at Fred Savage's mole.

Rule of thumb is to look at the one pointing in the correct direction.

 

[BUBBLER]

Rule of thumb is to look at the one pointing in the correct direction.

 

[UnPRePared]

Like an Australian Roger Stone.

So pre-dementia Rupert Murdoch?