Jackie's hands are the stuff of nightmares

[The Talking Dead]

I don't understand how those fucking monstrosities are real. There are guys who've worked as longshoremen for 30 years whose hands look dainty compared to this beast's mitts.

If this crazy cunt would've gone into boxing or MMA, she'd probably have been 50-0 and achieved something with her life. Alas a life of schizophrenic social media posting, failed motherhood, faildoxxing and fatness is what Vishnu had in store for her.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

At least Jackie is willing to put out video footage of those gorilla paws of hers. And you know what? I think I kind of like them.

Imagine all of those gigantic digits wrapped around your cock and balls. I'd be in heaven, frankly.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

 

[goo gobbler]

luckily our man Dan doesn't have a neck for her freak hands to strangle.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

 

[RobertMewler]

What, you wouldn't enjoy having her hands caress every inch of your body?

 

[FFWBTdad]

yuk

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What, you wouldn't enjoy having her hands caress every inch of your body?

At least it wouldn't take long. Look at the surface area on those bad boys. Hulk Hands, Shrek hands, the 4chan basement ogre hands (Edit: Great mindschh), etc and so on.

 

[FFWBTdad]

What, you wouldn't enjoy having her hands caress every inch of your body?

definitely an un-safe amount of excrement living under her finger nails

 

[guest]

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Is that her?? Is she sleeping in a storage unit?? And it looks disgusting, I can believe I'm saying this but she should listen to Jordan Peterson.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

What, you wouldn't enjoy having her hands caress every inch of your body?

She probably does foreplay like retards pet small animals. I wonder how many cocks she's degloved and rabbits she's killed in her life.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Podcasting 101]

Horrible handjobs

 

[Brooke Shields]

imagine having to code on this

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Her hands got that way from plugging the holes in her shack with poo

 

[RobertMewler]

Is that her?? Is she sleeping in a storage unit?? And it looks disgusting, I can believe I'm saying this but she should listen to Jordan Peterson.

Sorry to break the 4th wall but the pic's from a classic 4chan post. Some dude was living in his parents' cellar from what I remember. He was asking something about the movie but everyone focused on his hand and living conditions.

 

[guest]

Sorry to break the 4th wall but the pic's from a classic 4chan post. Some dude was living in his parents' cellar from what I remember. He was asking something about the movie but everyone focused on his hand and living conditions.

Thanks for filling that in, figured if it was her we would've been all over that already

 

[WifeStoreWill]

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

 

[guest]

Probably got quite the piece on her