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Translation: "Those noisy rug rats and stupid husband were pissing me off fucking up my alone time! I'm so glad they fucked off, even if for a few hours!"

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Wait doesn't she have 3 daughters....wha happened?Translation: "Those noisy rug rats and stupid husband were pissing me off fucking up my alone time! I'm so glad they fucked off, even if for a few hours!"
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I don't know for sure but apparently she isn't allowed access to the third kid for reasons.Wait doesn't she have 3 daughters....wha happened?
Surely being online at 3AM when you have toddlers in your house is the sign of a good mom.I don't know for sure but apparently she isn't allowed access to the third kid for reasons.![]()
Maybe you're thinking of the one she had scraped out of her womb for no good reason?Wait doesn't she have 3 daughters....wha happened?
Her actual littlest one became stem cells in Joe Rogan's knee.Uh oh - after 6 months of claiming she’s gonna get us all in trouble NOW she’s gonna finally get to work!
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People that brag about how great of a mother they are online end up being the worst mothers.
Good mothers are busy raising their kids, not telling everyone how they’re the worlds greatest mother.
Sadly, I don't have any but I can hook you up with one of my old Quantico pals for one.Hey Mews, can you get me a badge?
I double promise I would never abuse it. I would only ever use it to harass back people, I promise.
All cybersecurity roles want candidates who have huge debts to creditors and the IRS.Uh oh - after 6 months of claiming she’s gonna get us all in trouble NOW she’s gonna finally get to work!
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People that brag about how great of a mother they are online end up being the worst mothers.
Good mothers are busy raising their kids, not telling everyone how they’re the worlds greatest mother.
Oh no, seriously? What a monster.Maybe you're thinking of the one she had scraped out of her womb for no good reason?
Yeah she had a keynote later that month and really had to focus.Oh no, seriously? What a monster.
Abortion is (morally) wrong but Jackie shoulda taken care of the other three, three less burdens on the taxpayersMaybe you're thinking of the one she had scraped out of her womb for no good reason?
Abortions are only wrong if they’re performed on whitesAbortion is (morally) wrong but Jackie shoulda taken care of the other three, three less burdens on the taxpayers
That’s called playing 4D(isabled) ChessShe's trying to pin the Gay Nigga Association of America on us now. Vurry stealthy.
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What a stupid and gay way of describing computer shit. All these terms she's using are buzzwords and shit that nobody has in mind when they're working on this crap. She sounds like some shithead author writing about h4x0rs.Uh oh - after 6 months of claiming she’s gonna get us all in trouble NOW she’s gonna finally get to work!
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People that brag about how great of a mother they are online end up being the worst mothers.
Good mothers are busy raising their kids, not telling everyone how they’re the worlds greatest mother.
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