Jackie is so broke..

[SpaceEdge]

How broke is she?

She's so broke, her dad's from singapoor and her mom's from Poortugal

She's so broke, she does drive by shootings from the bus

She's so broke, she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry

She's so broke, when she goes for a walk in the park the ducks throw bread at her

She's so broke, she saw a take a penny leave a penny tray and said "I can't afford that!"

She's so broke, if it's free she can't afford it

If you had $5 in your bank account, you would be nearly $200k Richer than Jackie

 

[SpaceEdge]

I was up all night writing these jokes

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I hear she is still calling China about the free Uyghurs.

 

[King of OnAForums]

Well at least Pat paid her $2,000 for her services.

 

[Bigsmooth]

She's so broke she has difficulty buying things

 

[SpaceEdge]

Jackie's so fat and stupid, when she found out her relatives were visiting from new dheli she brought a bag of chips

I'm givin ya gold here!

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Jackie's so fat and stupid, when she found out her relatives were visiting from new dheli she brought a bag of chips

I'm givin ya gold here!

Did pat's lawyers answer yet?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I was up all night writing these jokes

It shows!

 

[SpaceEdge]

Did pat's lawyers answer yet?

I'm surprised you would want to cut short this untapped vein of gold ive got going here.

Something about being broke and something about having to shit on gravel roads instead of streets

See, I'm like a prospector that finds the vein of comedy, it's up to you guys to mine it out into working jokes for the masses. Civilians just don't get it sometimes

 

[Hudson]

Jackie is so broke she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

She's so broke, she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry

>Toilet paper
>Jackie

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I'm surprised you would want to cut short this untapped vein of gold ive got going here.

Something about being broke and something about having to shit on gravel roads instead of streets

See, I'm like a prospector that finds the vein of comedy, it's up to you guys to mine it out into working jokes for the masses. Civilians just don't get it sometimes

I'll hang up and let you riff, sorry to break the flow, love the show.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Why did Jackie cross the road?
Because she's FAT!

Ya hear that? Hear what I said there? I said she's FAT!

 

[Africa.com]

Jackie is so poor that she will never live anything more than a subsistence life again. Am I doing it right?

 

[Milk74]

Jackie is sooo broke...She can't even be fixed or sumfin. I don't know I'm just spit Ballin here folks

 

[SpaceEdge]

Tssss broke what is she, humpty Dumpty or sumtin

 

[FamilyDollar]

Some of your motherfuckers doubted Space.
“What’s he working on??”
“Can he top Apostlegate??”

Here’s your answer. Loosen up, folksh.

 

[SpaceEdge]

Seth Simon's asked his dad to borrow $50, his dad exclaims " $40 dollars?! You want $30 dollars?! What would you need $20 dollars for?!"

I'll be at mcgoobys comedy club Saturday