I've made a huge mistake; do not shit in hotel showers thinking you can just hot-water your heavy fertilizer grade shit down the drain

[Brooke Shields]

Why isn't this written somewhere in the bathrooms

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

You failed because you have backwards feet that are bad for stomping.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

 

[Skippy]

That’s what you get for not using your diaper like the rest of us.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It’s all pipes

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Zany

 

[Skippy]

 

[wbgreen]

Look at Andre the Giant ovah here!

 

[Brooke Shields]

Zany

That's what I was thinking for the first 10 minutes of fixing everything, isn't this a story. Now it's something I don't want to even detail here anonymously. It would not have been as bad if I'd just had diahrea or normal shit but for some reason this one was 50% cork material which gave unrealized problems

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

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Just a big fat gross human.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Leave it for the maid. But be sure to also leave a nice tip on the nightstand.

 

[Stent]

Stomping it is disgusting. Just break it up with a fork from the kitchen.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Why are you shitting in the shower? Save it for the pool.

 

[Ronnie G]

Way to get your Beetlejuice on, good sir.

 

[Toast]

You had a shit(ice) bucket, what were you thinking?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

What's really weird is that usually the toilet is right next to the shower, you nasty retard

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Isn't that what muslims do?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

What's really weird is that usually the toilet is right next to the shower, you nasty retard

You must've missed his previous post about how the toilet was pre-clogged when he got the room... There's still a hundred alternatives to deucing in the shower, but it makes it a little more understandable.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You must've missed his previous post about how the toilet was pre-clogged when he got the room... There's still a hundred alternatives to deucing in the shower, but it makes it a little more understandable.

Here's a handy "life hack" if your hotel toilet is clogged: "hello, hotel front desk? The toilet in my room is clogged, can you please send someone up to unclog it? Thank you."