I've been wanting to rant about this for a long fucking time.

[guest]

I love Teal Swan. She is the perfect woman. I can't even jerk off to her because she's so divine:

I know you're thinking, "who the fuck is Teal Swan?" so the short of it is, she's a YouTuber.

Anyway, she has a lot of videos about masculinity, and how men should be men, etc. She talks about how the perfect boyfriend should actually be masculine, manly, and all that Frank Vincent shit. She understands that men need to be men.

And yet THIS is her current boyfriend: (starts at 1:22 if no timestamp)

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What a fucking emotive little bitch. Talk with your hands, stammer, and giggle more, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

[SIZE=26px]Teal Swan's boyfriend is a feminine, cuck FAGGOT. I FUCKING HATE HIM.[/SIZE]

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Looks like Vegan Opie.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Odd looking duck, a real bruiser.

 

[guest]

All of her ex's have been fucking ugly abominations.

She dated this french faggot who can just tell is a little bitch from this screengrab:

Nice oversized dress shirt, you David Hogg looking faggot. Stare more lovingly at her, freak. I may be obsessed with Teal Swan too, but I'd still treat her like actual garbage if we dated, because I know how to treat a woman.

And as for this thing, I have no words:

 

[guest]

Odd looking bird, a real bruiser.

Nooo child, what you're saying right now is a felony.

 

[AntSucks]

She looks like she's been around the block. Dirty looking tats too. Probably a massive slut, which she reframes as spiritual awakening.

Teal Swan is a personal transformation revolutionary. She was born with a range of extrasensory abilities and is a survivor of severe childhood abuse.

You realize this chick is a complete nutbag? Sounds like she's driven a few people to suicide too.

 

[guest]

Each to their own but I don't see anything special. She gives off slight tranny vibes to me and has an oafish kind of face like Alec Baldwin's daughter, the one he called a pig.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Each to their own but I don't see anything special. She gives off slight tranny vibes to me and has an oafish kind of face like Alec Baldwin's daughter, the one he called a pig.

She might be a succubus-type who dates weak men so that she can drain whatever masculinity they have left of them, and then brutally humiliates them by sleeping with thirty guys in a month.

I mean, that's the vibe she gives me.

 

[guest]

She might be a succubus-type who dates weak men so that she can drain whatever masculinity they have left of them, and then brutally humiliates them by sleeping with thirty guys in a month.

I mean, that's the vibe she gives me.

The tranny impression might be just that she looks tall and fucking crazy. Definite hose beast though.

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

Nice beady Erock eyes, stupid

She likes like a tranny version of Liv Tyler

Who resembles a tranny herself

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

You can just look at this hoe and tell she's fucking trouble. Like she'd even be immune to a pump and dump - she looks like she could stick to teflon. She's also got a hard fucking face and that is a big turn off for me.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Nice beady Erock eyes, stupid

She likes like a tranny version of Liv Tyler

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Who resembles a tranny herself

OP Shouldve just upgraded to fairuza balk circa 1994 and saved himself the heartbreak

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I peed in her pussy once

4.5/10 would bang again

 

[guest]

OP Shouldve just upgraded to fairuza balk circa 1994 and saved himself the heartbreak

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She always struck me as the type who you'd get back to your place and the first thing she'd do would be to put you on your back, hoist your legs up and start tongue-punching anus. No kissing first or anything.

 

[Dennyislife]

Congratulations for outing yourself as a cuckold mark for some modern day snake oil sales pitch

 

[aRTie02150]

I can't jerk off to her either seeing as she's clothed.

 

[Brooke Shields]

nice idolizing an insecure hypocrite, stupid

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Nice Rocky Dennis face, stupid.

She always struck me as the type who you'd get back to your place and the first thing she'd do would be to put you on your back, hoist your legs up and start tongue-punching anus. No kissing first or anything.

Agreed. Would definately bang, just no kisses.

 

[Monk]

I can't even jerk off to her either because she's so ugly. Nice butthole mouth, manly double chin and weird nose, bitch.

 

[RobertMewler]

What an obvious grifter. She may say all the right things about men and masculinity but the fact is she chose partners more feminine than her and who simp for her; which proves she wants to be the boss in the relationship and not be the man's little lady.

I did not open the video but "The Orgy Game"? Really? What a degenerate.

Nice chewed-off fingernails, stupid.