It's pretty funny how much Pat hates us.

[guest]

He has so much rage that he's stopped marathon running, stand up, all his hobbies, to instead focus on sending us to prison for the rest of our lives. All because we called him fat.

And he can deny with "that's not why you're going to prison, stlaker" but he claims we've been "stalking him" for almost 5 years now, so the times we were just calling him fat back on reddit counts as a crime according to his timeline.

I don't think I hate anyone enough to want to send them to prison for the rest of their lives. And I'm a very angry person.

Pat is a very disturbed boy. Fat, too.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

To Pat, prison is like an adult version of the Headteacher's office. He thinks this because he's a fat angry baby child.

 

[HotDogJoe]

He has so much rage that he's stopped marathon running, stand up, all his hobbies, to instead focus on sending us to prison for the rest of our lives. All because we called him fat.

His life is honestly depressing as fuck. There was a point when he first met Niki and got his multi book deal where it looked like his life was actually going somewhere.

Now everything has gone to shit - he doesn't do anything other than find pointless hobby projects to do around the house between obsessively tweeting all day. He's fatter than he's ever been, likely drinks every single day and is completely consumed by getting revenge on his "staIkers" to the point that he's fucked up his own life because of it.

I'd legitimately feel bad for him if he wasn't the most hateable cunt on earth.

 

[guest]

His life is honestly depressing as fuck. There was a point when he first met Niki and got his multi book deal where it looked like his life was actually going somewhere.

Now everything has gone to shit - he doesn't do anything other than find pointless hobby projects to do around the house between obsessively tweeting all day. He's fatter than he's ever been, likely drinks every single day and is completely consumed by getting revenge on his "staIkers" to the point that he's fucked up his own life because of it.

I'd legitimately feel bad for him if he wasn't the most hateable cunt on earth.

I'd feel bad for him if he just wanted us to stop and didn't want to send us to prison. If he just asked if I could please stop calling him fat, I probably would have done it. I'm a sensible guy.

But no, he's a sick fuck who wants us to never see the light of day again.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

I'd feel bad for him if he just wanted us to stop and didn't want to send us to prison.

Honestly it's not so bad in here. Plenty of time to exercise, the food isn't as bad as they say and there's also lots of holes to stretch, which is always good.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I have seen many redditors offer to never text/message/etc him again if he doesn't respond to a singular message.

Since he has never taken any of them up on it I can only imagine he loves our conversations. He just likes playing hard to get, fatly.

 

[SFWA liaison]

impotent sissy rage, every single day, for years

that can't be good for his health

 

[CuntFucker .]

No, it's not that just. There were death threats. Also police impersonation. I heard they are quite cross about that. Enjoy prison, Dougie.

 

[Kurt_Love]

And I wouldn't change a single thing! Did you hear me Mr. Munoz? Let me repeat for your recorder and I quote I would not change one single thing.

 

[World Wide Web Wyyzrd]

He has so much rage that he's stopped marathon running, stand up, all his hobbies, to instead focus on sending us to prison for the rest of our lives. All because we called him fat.

And he can deny with "that's not why you're going to prison, stlaker" but he claims we've been "stalking him" for almost 5 years now, so the times we were just calling him fat back on reddit counts as a crime according to his timeline.

I don't think I hate anyone enough to want to send them to prison for the rest of their lives. And I'm a very angry person.

Pat is a very disturbed boy. Fat, too.

Yeah, lol