It’s only Tuesday and it’s shaping up to be a shit week for The Cow 🐮

[Jizz]

Option 1:
Joe rented the venue
- Cancelled the gig
- Didn't pay
- Venue took his TV

Option 2:
Venue / someone else booked Joe's band
- Catch is that it is a pay to play gig (band gets % of tickets sold after X tickets sold. minimum X tickets sold or band pays $ fee)
- Joe sold 14 tickets
- Joe refuses to pay the fee
- They took his TV

Option 3:
- ?

Brother Joe must owe the venue money if they are keeping his TV. Maybe brother joe is refusing to pay them because they did no promotion.

 

[Guest]

Found on Warren Cumia’s Grindr profile

“To the Management of Sound Garden,

I’m writing to demand the immediate return of my uncle Joe Cumia’s audio equipment and TV, which were wrongfully taken from him. Regardless of any disputes about ticket sales or agreements, you have no right to keep his personal property.

My uncle is a decorated war hero and a father of four. While he has made mistakes and harboured bigoted tendencies towards people of color, that does not justify theft. He cannot afford to replace what was taken, and the right thing to do is to return his belongings and compensate him for any losses.

This needs to be resolved immediately. Do the right thing. My other uncle Anthony is now back on national radio, and he will have a thing or two to say about this potential thievery…

Warren Cumia”

 

[Guest]

 

[captainjapan]

 

[lowend73]

His bravado is what makes it so funny. He really thinks he's good, like he's capable of sounding JUST LIKE all those artists, in spite of how obviously, objectively, terrible it is. And he just has no idea.

Emerson Lake and Faggot

 

[captainjapan]

FUCK, I just realized I had a turkey sandwich and a red gatorade for lunch

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love the roller coaster he lives on.

Celebrates Ants new job
Shows off new BBQ grille
Pic flipping of a building
Gets gig canceled only sold 14 tickets
TV and MP3 player in distress
Filed civil suit

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I love the roller coaster he lives on.

Celebrates Ants new job
Shows off new BBQ grille
Pic flipping of a building
Gets gig canceled only sold 14 tickets
TV and MP3 player in distress
Filed civil suit

He deleted the posts of him bitching about the venue that took his tv / low ticket sales. Odd for “I TELL IT LIKE IT IS WITH FACTS AND LOGIC” Joe Cumia to delete anything.

 

[captainjapan]

I really wish Chris Hanson would set up another Long Island predator sting and have this dumb moo cow walk in.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[lowend73]

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Please, let some restaurant that has Brunch offers Joe a gig. He will fit in great with R&B, soul, and funk that is usually played at them. Plus, he is racist and the crowd will not like that

 

[JebJoh]

I love the roller coaster he lives on.

Celebrates Ants new job
Shows off new BBQ grille
Pic flipping of a building
Gets gig canceled only sold 14 tickets
TV and MP3 player in distress
Filed civil suit

Filed a police report, I think, not a civil suit yet

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I love the roller coaster he lives on.

Celebrates Ants new job
Shows off new BBQ grille
Pic flipping of a building
Gets gig canceled only sold 14 tickets
TV and MP3 player in distress
Filed civil suit

Five minutes after he left, the employees at this venue unplugged Joe's gay little TV, and stuck it in some utility closet somewhere. No one has thought about it since. Joe's fictional "career" is imaginary, and when it clashes with reality, reality always wins.

 

[JasperB]

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Definitely won’t miss the 6 hour freestyle brunch show! Does Joe know any Expose tunes? Surprised he didn’t get a slot on this one.

 

[Kinderman]

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That’s just Nic Cage