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It’s only Tuesday and it’s shaping up to be a shit week for The Cow 🐮

Torque’sHeadBump

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So wtf happened here? Did he behave like the true N that he is and just forget he left his promo shit there? Joseph’s buffoonery is so great.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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He brought a television set to a gig and put in the lobby for promotion? Fuck is he even talking about?
Looks like Moo set up a tv in the waiting area to promote his nonsense, owner put the place up for rent.

New tenant: “hey that TV isn’t half bad, does it come with the place?”

Owner: “oh, that? Some old queer who noodles on the guitar here left it about 3 months ago. Never came back. Take it, I don’t care.”
 

Jesse Ventura

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Joe’s entire “music career” is him being fired from jobs and then burning the bridge by crying online, or begging for jobs while slandering others and burning bridges with potential bandmates or people to share gigs with.

Does he have any idea how it comes off when he brags about his “profession”, takes gigs at whatever venue he can, and then calls those same venues amateurish? Probably not.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Lol, again, Joe talked a bunch of shit about someone's business and acts like he doesn't deserve to get punched in the mouth for it. That's probably exactly what happened.

"Yeah, hey. So, so, so, so, so I'm gonna need to uhh uhhh uhh pick up my TV."

"If I see you I'm going to beat the shit out of you."

"I'm cwalling duh cwops!"
 

HipTuckerCumia

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Option 1:
Joe rented the venue
- Cancelled the gig
- Didn't pay
- Venue took his TV

Option 2:
Venue / someone else booked Joe's band
- Catch is that it is a pay to play gig (band gets % of tickets sold after X tickets sold. minimum X tickets sold or band pays $ fee)
- Joe sold 14 tickets
- Joe refuses to pay the fee
- They took his TV

Option 3:
- ?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Of course she gives the typical advice a stupid white trash person would do
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Sure Joann - doing property damage and possibly getting arrested for it plus trespassing other charges is a great idea. What a dumb bitch.

The thought of Joe going to this place with a baseball bat to bring his type of “Justice” is hilarious - old cow would hurt his back swinging the bat and probably fall over trying and get broken glass shards on his hands / face / arms due to not wearing sleeves.
 
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Slackjawed Cow

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Crusy Joann chimes in
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Of course she gives the typical advice a stupid white trash person would do
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Sure Joann - doing property damage and possibly getting arrested for it plus trespassing other charges is a great idea. What a dumb bitch.

The thought of Joe going to this place with a baseball bat to bring his type of “Justice” is hilarious - old cow would hurt his back swinging the bat and probably fall over trying and get broken glass shards on his hands / face / arms due to not wearing sleeves.
Joe catching a menacing and a weapon charge would be great advice. Imagine Joe losing his gun privileges over an old TV and an mp3 player.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

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MP4 player? Is that how he plays his back tracks? Still don’t get where the tv comes into play…but I’m sure Brother Joe is totally in the right here like always. Publicly feuding with a venue is sure going to help your rep in the area getting new gigs, ya dumb cow.

Yes and he gets his songs from his now private youtube playlist of old rock song instrumentals.
 
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