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ITS NOT FAIR!

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pat your envy is showing again. Im sure pat thinks he deserves generational wealth. Pat has proven he should never have a large sum of money.

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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Is he trying to say that bot farmers have no problem paying $8 per month per bot? But also, no one wants to pay $8 per month for some "useless blue check"? I can normally figure out his pig logic but this one is baffling.
He is trying to find his cope. Elon hasnt filed for bankruptcy like pat predicted. Twitter blue is getting honed to absolutely spite pat and the rest of his lefty friends that want to try and take over twitter with their narrative like they have in the past. Its rolling into an election year and they are remembering that their one and only powerful tool is no longer in their control and cant be used to censor the other side and amplify their message like they had in the past years. He wont admit it but he knows the pendulum is swinging the other direction and he is scared.
 
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If pat came into money he would immediately blow it on a retarded "limited edition" mustang not worth 1/100th of what he paid for it, and the rest would go towards a lifetime supply of hooli's prison soup and meatloaf.
Remember he had a tweet thread about what he would do with a billion dollars and it consisted of buying some stupid old jet and some exotic cars and some insinuations that he'd use the rest to help society but no solid ideas of how or what he'd do. Just trust him.

In reality, he'd be even more of a condescending prick than he already is. He'd be that rich guy that everyone knows doesn't deserve or belong being rich. I feel like he'd somehow manage to end up poor even with a billion dollars because he's very fat and very dumb.
 

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I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Remember he had a tweet thread about what he would do with a billion dollars and it consisted of buying some stupid old jet and some exotic cars and some insinuations that he'd use the rest to help society but no solid ideas of how or what he'd do. Just trust him.

In reality, he'd be even more of a condescending prick than he already is. He'd be that rich guy that everyone knows doesn't deserve or belong being rich. I feel like he'd somehow manage to end up poor even with a billion dollars because he's very fat and very dumb.
I know a kid that hit a Mill at 19 fresh out of high school on a scratch off. He bought a $600,000 house and a Porsche and couldnt afford the taxes and had literally lost every penny to his name, bankrupt by like 24. Guess he had fun for a few years. Last i heard he worked at Walmart
 
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