Its not even right to call me a black girl with hair this good

[captain_kamala]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Looks like Jackie grew her hair out
Nice grays, stupid

 

[quasi101]

your credit score says otherwise

 

[captain_kamala]

Looks like Jackie grew her hair out

I'm a lot more thinner than her, thanks.

 

[Harry Powell]

Looks like dawn cumia

 

[captain_kamala]

your credit score says otherwise

I don't own hundreds of thousands at least

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I don't own hundreds of thousands at least

Also correct

 

[captain_kamala]

Also correct

Lol I meant owe but it works either way

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think anyone here calls you that.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Looks like Jackie grew her hair out
Nice grays, stupid

Not true!

Fatso is balding. Probably due to eating so much fast food. She's very fat, you see.

 

[captain_kamala]

In rehab this girl told us a story about how someone came up to her asking to buy her hair for a wig and I lied and said the same thing happened to me bc I couldn't stand someone having prettier hair than me

 

[captain_kamala]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think anyone here calls you that.

Everyone acts like I'm black I ain't black

 

[FamilyDollar]

You're the only person on the planet who craves more attention than Marion. And I'd rather fuck her too.

 

[captain_kamala]

You're the only person on the planet who craves more attention than Marion. And I'd rather fuck her too.

I just think patposting is gay, I rather talk about more relevant topics

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Everyone acts like I'm black I ain't black

You aren't nearly all black, lots of cream in the coffee and you sound like an old yenta. I'm sure your hands aren't the size of a D1 lineman's like Jackie's either. Despite you thinking I hate you, I honestly think your problems are more related to chemical imbalances than nigger blood. I guess if they found the right combo of meds you'd be a useful token for some coffee clatch of white women.

 

[captain_kamala]

You aren't nearly all black, lots of cream in the coffee and you sound like an old yenta. I'm sure your hands aren't the size of a D1 lineman's like Jackie's either. Despite you thinking I hate you, I honestly think your problems are more related to chemical imbalances than nigger blood. I guess if they found the right combo of meds you'd be a useful token for some coffee clatch of white women.

I don't just think you hate me, you've said horrible things about me.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I don't just think you hate me, you've said horrible things about me.

I don't hate you. It is a comedy forum that should contextualize it. I'd rather have you next door than any of the Pat pack and by your own admission you are nuts, that should speak for me not actually hating you. I also appreciate your work finding some good shit here. Not that it should excuse everything I've ever said, but it should frame it more as it was intended, joking.

 

[captain_kamala]

I don't hate you. It is a comedy forum that should contextualize it. I'd rather have you next door than any of the Pat pack and by your own admission you are nuts, that should speak for me not actually hating you. I also appreciate your work finding some good shit here. Not that it should excuse everything I've ever said, but it should frame it more as it was intended, joking.

That's awfully sweet of you, booms.

 

[BUBBLER]

Was your big toe in the light socket when taking this pic?

 

[captain_kamala]

Was your big toe in the light socket while taking this pic?

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That's called baby hairs and mine are on