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It's normal to not have friends right?

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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Totally normal. I'm down to making friends with wild crows because I'm sick of people.
Wanna go to red lobster together?
I'm a real crow btw. Feed me, hug me, tug on my feathers.

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Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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My problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.
100% agree with this. My coworkers always want to hang out and no way, we're not cut from the same cloth.

It's ironic though, they're the only people who want to hang out with me because I'm not being my true self at work, I'm suppressing all my gay autism.
 

Dennyislife

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My problem is having coworkers asking me to hangout constantly. I dont do that. I dont want to play golf with you, I dont want to go fishing with you, I dont want to meet your wife. Its like people forget that we're all being paid to be nice.
Best thing about when I started working with family was I didn't have to waste time with people I just happened to work with. Still had work parties etc but wouldn't require that falseness
 

Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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I think people who have to have friends and constantly go out and do shit with others are mentally weak and afraid of having an introspective moment alone. That or I'm just a maladjusted antisocial loser. Maybe both.
I just want 1 cool friend I can say faggot around.

Maybe he can ride a motorcycle, and have big muscles. That'd be ideal.

Not for gay reasons or anything, it'd just be good to be hanging around a strong, manly, protective guy in case we ran into trouble. Which we would, because we would be a couple of bad boys.

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Professor Rape

You're not stupid. You're not an idiot.
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You could always take some roidskis and become the musclehead faggot you want for a friend. Become your own tulpa.
You know, I was thinking of that when I posted it. You attract who you are etc. I won't do the tulpa thing, but if I become jacked I could attract someone like @johnnynoname into my life.
 
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