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It sucks how nothing is "perfect"

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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I could easily have an amazing night getting sucked and fucked by multiple cuban women, but I can't in case they get pregnant, or I get an std.

I could easily swallow a bunch of pills right now and have a great high, but Ill wake up wanting to kill myself.

I can jerk off, but then after I cum I have to run while she screams "he nutted on my leg!!!"

Nothing is "perfect". There's a downside to everything.
 

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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Unironically God made these risks so you wouldn’t be a complete heathen. I think. @Turry Precision ™®© comment?
God made everything perfect so that was His intention. Unfortunately perfection entailed giving us free will and Adam and Eve made a mess of things.

If I'd been in that Garden things wouldn't have gone down like that.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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God made everything perfect so that was His intention. Unfortunately perfection entailed giving us free will and Adam and Eve made a mess of things.

If I'd been in that Garden things wouldn't have gone down like that.
But are STD’s gods intention for us not to sleep around
 
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