It cannot be stated enough that Jim Norton married a male sex worker

[The Talking Dead]

I don't know if his parents are still alive but imagine how awkward it must've been for all concerned for him to introduce a 6'3 viking to them as his "wife".

Thank you for ensuring this place is fueled with content for the coming years now Pat posting is dead, you degenerate worm.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Unless I missed it, not a single comic has made even a softball comment that he married a dude

 

[Ladynyahh]

I don't know, there's another thread here that says Jim's not working on Thursday for medical reasons...might not be as much content coming as we think. Hope it isn't terminal and that Jim lives a long time, thoughts and prayers

 

[Zeroman]

I don't know, there's another thread here that says Jim's not working on Thursday for medical reasons...might not be as much content coming as we think.

As if there was any content coming prior. That show fuckin sucks.

 

[The Talking Dead]

Unless I missed it, not a single comic has made even a softball comment that he married a dude

He waited until mainstream culture had gotten to a point where it was completely safe for him to marry a tranny sex worker and knew nobody could make any jokes about it. Can you imagine him doing this when o&a was still on the air. He'd be way too embarrassed. A true cowardly worm until the end.

 

[Coonskin]

He waited until mainstream culture had gotten to a point where it was completely safe for him to marry a tranny sex worker and knew nobody could make any jokes about it. Can you imagine him doing this when o&a was still on the air. He'd be way too embarrassed. A true cowardly worm until the end.

Just wait until she drains whatever resource she's using him for (publicity, money, visa) and the marriage dissolves

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Just wait until she drains whatever resource she's using him for (publicity, money, visa) and the marriage dissolves

She? There's no woman in that relationship

 

[DMbA]

He waited until mainstream culture had gotten to a point where it was completely safe for him to marry a tranny sex worker and knew nobody could make any jokes about it. Can you imagine him doing this when o&a was still on the air. He'd be way too embarrassed. A true cowardly worm until the end.

he also waited for the OK to throw Louie under the bus

 

[Sue Lightning]

You know i’m gearing up to date a tranny myself but at least they aren’t taller than me. I think. It’s all online. I really am turning into Norton…

 

[guest]

I don't know, there's another thread here that says Jim's not working on Thursday for medical reasons...might not be as much content coming as we think. Hope it isn't terminal and that Jim lives a long time, thoughts and prayers

They have to put his colon back into place after their honeymoon

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Unless I missed it, not a single comic has made even a softball comment that he married a dude

Bobby Kelly had made several jokes about it on the Bonfire. The first time, he said something about someone's wife looking like a man and then blurted out "Like Jim Norton." And then he made some "ooohhhh" noise like he realized he shouldn't have said it. But since then, every time Norton is mentioned, he makes some reference to him being married to a tranny. This was before Jim had announced that he literally married a guy.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

You know i’m gearing up to date a tranny myself but at least they aren’t taller than me. I think. It’s all online. I really am turning into Norton…

You’re better than that.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bobby Kelly had made several jokes about it on the Bonfire. The first time, he said something about someone's wife looking like a man and then blurted out "Like Jim Norton." And then he made some "ooohhhh" noise like he realized he shouldn't have said it. But since then, every time Norton is mentioned, he makes some reference to him being married to a tranny. This was before Jim had announced that he literally married a guy.

Jim finally admitted it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jim finally admitted it?

Well no, he seems to think he has a wife.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Well no, he seems to think he has a wife.

“No baby boy, I married a woman…..Stop looking at her budge.”

 

[MonsterSteve]

You know i’m gearing up to date a tranny myself but at least they aren’t taller than me. I think. It’s all online. I really am turning into Norton…

You should date one of those hot trannies. Not the ones that look exactly like men.

 

[Dennyislife]

Unless I missed it, not a single comic has made even a softball comment that he married a dude

They made comments back in 2021 once Jim returned to stand up after covid with it

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Unless I missed it, not a single comic has made even a softball comment that he married a dude

Who here watches YKWD or LOS to even find out?

 

[Front 242]

Who here watches YKWD or LOS to even find out?

Ashamed to admit it but I havent heard anything on LOS yet. Derosa's tranny love at skankfest was a big moment. But Jim was motherfucked by Dave Smith so I don't know why they havent brought it up. Comedians are the most honesss, ball breakingest niggas who are also the most colossal mealymouthed pussies who are afraid of industry/booking/PR consequences from everything they say and do.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

It's also important to remember that it was the size of said sex worker's penis that won his heart. You see, Jim Norton is a size queen.