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Easy tossings…
You said it, not me...that svelte, tossable BMI weightEasy tossings…
For the month of March I no joke ate goyslop EVERY single day. Alternating between MickeyD’s and Taco Bell. Guess how much weight I gained? 0.0. And this is on top of eating like a fat fucking pig, just sweets and candies and entire family sized bags of LAYS POTATO CHIPS (GREAT FOR VOCALS)Nigga go eat mcdonalds. You're in a country of fat fucks. Are you stupid?
So stop doing shit that is associated with that. Also lift weights.It’s legitimately AIDS
I do that too. I’m no tren monster but i’m pretty toned.Also lift weights.
It's the sodomite AIDS, Suester. Repent and read Dr. Sarno's book of quackery. It's all in your head. Hoo Hoo, Robin, my show can cure homosexuality. Meanwhile, 40 years later... Hoo Hoo, Robin, it's COCKTOBER!View attachment 190896
How do I gain weight. I don’t want to drink the soylent. Help
Give it like five years and you'll start to gain weight, youngsterster.For the month of March I no joke ate goyslop EVERY single day. Alternating between MickeyD’s and Taco Bell. Guess how much weight I gained? 0.0. And this is on top of eating like a fat fucking pig, just sweets and candies and entire family sized bags of LAYS POTATO CHIPS (GREAT FOR VOCALS)
It’s legitimately AIDS
No, child, it isn't. Get professional help.For the month of March I no joke ate goyslop EVERY single day. Alternating between MickeyD’s and Taco Bell. Guess how much weight I gained? 0.0. And this is on top of eating like a fat fucking pig, just sweets and candies and entire family sized bags of LAYS POTATO CHIPS (GREAT FOR VOCALS)
It’s legitimately AIDS
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