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He was nevertrump and loud about it.I hate when lefty faggots (redundant) lump him in with the alt-right or Trumptards. He's a Dick Cheney neo-con; always has been. If he wasn't in high school and college at the time, he would have fit right in the Bush White House.
What happened, did Jesus come back and they're trying to kill him again?
Technicality Tomlinson could learn a thing or two from observant jews. Ben, like all jews, thinks he outmaneuvered God on a loophole. "God said I couldn't *turn on* the television. He never said someone or something ELSE can't turn on the television, like a shabbos goy or a timer. What am I supposed to do, uh, plug my ears with beeswax just because a television might be on in my house? Sorry, that's asinine, and dangerous, I don't believe God wants me to die just because someone doing a home invasion robbery smashed my glass door and I didn't hear it because I put words in God's mouth and that's what I'm supposed to do. The Torah doesn't work that way, ok."His faithful goyim employees at the Daily Caller have reported that Jewpiro is safe with his family in Florida, but he doesn't know anything about what's happening in Israel right now because it's Shabbat and he's such a self important observant jew, he hasn't been online, watched or read any news, or used a telephone. Yeah right.
Their religion is always about outsmarting God and their holidays are always about sufferingTechnicality Tomlinson could learn a thing or two from observant jews. Ben, like all jews, thinks he outmaneuvered God on a loophole. "God said I couldn't *turn on* the television. He never said someone or something ELSE can't turn on the television, like a shabbos goy or a timer. What am I supposed to do, uh, plug my ears with beeswax just because a television might be on in my house? Sorry, that's asinine, and dangerous, I don't believe God wants me to die just because someone doing a home invasion robbery smashed my glass door and I didn't hear it because I put words in God's mouth and that's what I'm supposed to do. The Torah doesn't work that way, ok."
It's like dogs saying "Hey, my religion says I have to piss on everything and sniff butts." Yeah, it doesn't come naturally to you at all, it's just your religion. Got itTheir religion is always about outsmarting God and their holidays are always about suffering
Holee ribs
I was raised Christian with the all-loving God so when I learned how radically different the Jews’ conception of God is, it really blew my mind.Their religion is always about outsmarting God and their holidays are always about suffering
I hope Muslim nations are secretly funneling weapons to the Palestinians
That's a goy who knows which side his challah is buttered on.
If they could both take care of each other that'd be lovely but I'll take it.WWAW everyone secretly hoping Arabs nukeJewsIsrael off the face of the planet?
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