Isn't it convenient how the swatting stopped right after Patrick got all his news and radio appearances

[HotDogJoe]

You know, the ones where he plugged his books and made sure to let everyone know he was a sci fi author.

Funny how in the end, the only person who gained any benefit from those swattings was Patrick. It's also nice that now he's gotten all the attention he was ever going to get from it, it's stopped.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

At least we can be certain he didn't get a single sale of his books from any that.

 

[RobertMewler]

You know, the ones where he plugged his books and made sure to let everyone know he was a sci fi author.

Funny how in the end, the only person who gained any benefit from those swattings was Patrick. It's also nice that now he's gotten all the attention he was ever going to get from it, it's stopped.

He's going to swat himself again to prove you wrong.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I find it a little suspect. Kind of like how the letters in his scooter 'vandalism' look just like his normal handwriting. Or how the fat faggot with bitch tits 'vandalising' said scooter looks an awful lot like Fat. Or how those voicemails left on Fat's otherwise always full inbox sounded like Fat. Or how those same voicemails included TOTALLY FARCICAL information only Fat (and Josiah) would know about.

Weird how he mentioned and/or submitted all of those in court documents. But I'm sure we can trust Fat this time.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

'And, you know, Rosanne had got herself into trouble. But we all remember that. And then Louis, you know, for exposing himself infront of err, you know, less than willing female comedians. So, you know, it was in that moment where...where he was suddenly....where Norm McDonald suddenly became, you know...he....he found himself with a whole bunch of quote unquote fans. Ummm, you know, amongst... amongst, you know, the groups of people who are really into misogyny and rape.

So...so that's where it all came from.'

Patrick S Tomlinson - Author, Science Expert, Kung Fu Master, Chief Grease Monkey, Radio Personality.

And people have the balls to say Crazy Jen smashing her kitchen up was bad radio.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's hilarious to me that even having such an extreme story to tell, he still couldn't get any national shows to cover it. It was all just local garbage that nobody watches/listens to.

Good job, Patrick.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

'And, you know, Rosanne had got herself into trouble. But we all remember that. And then Louis, you know, for exposing himself infront of err, you know, less than willing female comedians. So, you know, it was in that moment where...where he was suddenly....where Norm McDonald suddenly became, you know...he....he found himself with a whole bunch of quote unquote fans. Ummm, you know, amongst... amongst, you know, the groups of people who are really into misogyny and rape.

So...so that's where it all came from.'

Patrick S Tomlinson - Author, Science Expert, Kung Fu Master, Chief Grease Monkey, Radio Personality.

And people have the balls to say Crazy Jen smashing her kitchen up was bad radio.

866-RON-0-FEZ. Eight six six, Ron, zero, Fez.

 

[BudDickman]

You know, the ones where he plugged his books and made sure to let everyone know he was a sci fi author.

Funny how in the end, the only person who gained any benefit from those swattings was Patrick. It's also nice that now he's gotten all the attention he was ever going to get from it, it's stopped.

I was just thinking this. If he had a real swatter, they would have only been encouraged to continue swatting him after the interviews to continue getting a rush out of fucking with him.

The pattern has actually been bizarrely spaced out and deliberate, not what you would expect from a compulsive dopamine addict. Ironically, that's an argument against Pat swatting himself directly, since he wouldn't have the discipline to space out his own swattings. He's having trannies swat him.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

'And, you know, Rosanne had got herself into trouble. But we all remember that. And then Louis, you know, for exposing himself infront of err, you know, less than willing female comedians. So, you know, it was in that moment where...where he was suddenly....where Norm McDonald suddenly became, you know...he....he found himself with a whole bunch of quote unquote fans. Ummm, you know, amongst... amongst, you know, the groups of people who are really into misogyny and rape.

So...so that's where it all came from.'

Patrick S Tomlinson - Author, Science Expert, Kung Fu Master, Chief Grease Monkey, Radio Personality.

And people have the balls to say Crazy Jen smashing her kitchen up was bad radio.

He said that?

So Norm said some random thing about Louis, and as innocuous as it may have seemed, he gained support of all raping mysogynists?

Seems a little far-fetched

 

[RobertMewler]

I was just thinking this. If he had a real swatter, they would have only been encouraged to continue swatting him after the interviews to continue getting a rush out of fucking with him.

The pattern has actually been bizarrely spaced out and deliberate, not what you would expect from a compulsive dopamine addict. Ironically, that's an argument against Pat swatting himself directly, since he wouldn't have the discipline to space out his own swattings. He's having trannies swat him.

Also, the totally believable story that his swatter, someone who reportedly wanted to get him killed by the cops, gave him notice he'd be swatting him in two weeks. What a swell guy!

 

[Phish]

Were really “into rape” now? I dont recall ever really seeing anyone express any desire to fuck either one of those disgusting slobs. Maybe break some wind in her gash sure, but thats not being “into rape”. Its totally consensual.

 

[RobertMewler]

Were really “into rape” now? I dont recall ever really seeing anyone express any desire to fuck either one of those disgusting slobs. Maybe break some wind in her gash sure, but thats not being “into rape”. Its totally consensual.

Pig has been the only one to joke about us getting raped in prison. Sick guy.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Were really “into rape” now? I dont recall ever really seeing anyone express any desire to fuck either one of those disgusting slobs. Maybe break some wind in her gash sure, but thats not being “into rape”. Its totally consensual.

Nope. Rick was very clear: Nikki would never consent to it. She is not allowed to think or act for herself. Thus, Rick is the one who would have to consent. Which he wouldn’t, stlaker.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

He's going to swat himself again to prove you wrong.

We should probably start a SWAT clock.

 

[BudDickman]

Pig has been the only one to joke about us getting raped in prison. Sick guy.

Actually, I have to confess that I've told Pat he would be getting his butthole supersized by Tyrone when he's convicted for filling false police reports.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Actually, I have to confess that I've told Pat he would be getting his butthole supersized by Tyrone when he's convicted for filling false police reports.

Again, that'd be consensual

 

[Treat Yourself]

We should probably start a SWAT clock.

Luckily, Pat is keeping one on his door! At least he did, until the attention went away. Guess it doesn't bother him too much.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

This is a quote paraphrased from Norm's act from around August 2018:
"Y'know, seems to me that jerking off used to be the furthest thing from rape."
He opened and closed his set with that line, and it's the only part of that entire show that stuck with me. I wish I could be sure it was exactly right, but the point is the same.

 

[CruisinColin]

It's convenient that Pat drinks every day, eats whatever he wants, never exercises, and yet somehow does not gain weight. Lucky guy.

 

[Meownaw]

Luckily, Pat is keeping one on his door! At least he did, until the attention went away. Guess it doesn't bother him too much.

I guarantee even a sign on his door he couldn't even update daily and just dropped the bit.