Is this the worst he’s ever looked?

Mr. Faggotry

The world’s expert on faggotry
Andy Espresso beamed with delight as the trannies sashayed across the stage. Andy knew at that moment he was home. Everything pretty about girls, but with thick throbbing penises launching jets of hot was everything Andy had ever dreamed of, yearned for, and fantasized about. He felt that familiar tingling in his loins again, and was overcome with the urge to giggle, titter and mince. "HahaHAholeeeeeeeeshit! Trannies! HahaHA!" squealed Andy in unbridled delight. Tonight, at long last was going to be the night, where Andy Espresso finally stepped out of his dark closet and into the soft pink light.