Is there a fucking dishwasher on planet earth that can actually fit a fucking bowl?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Why the fuck haven’t they designed a dishwasher that actually fits fucking bowls?

If you try to line them up on the top rack in the middle between the two rows of cups the fucking insides don’t get clean.

If you put them next to the cups or down below with the plates, they take up a fucking ton of space and then you’re putting cups and plates in random places and all hell breaks loose.

At that point you might as well roll up your sleeves and start scrubbing like a goddamn Soviet refugee because your dishwasher looks like a fucking disaster.

If it weren’t for bowls, I’d have a beautifully organized dishwasher that could efficiently wash almost every fucking dish and piece of silverware I have all at once.

And I know I could just not use them or wash them by hand so don’t bother pointing that out.

 

[Turry]

How about sum dem shallow bowls that are halfway between a plate and a bowl? They bowl pretty gud

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How about sum dem shallow bowls that are halfway between a plate and a bowl? They bowl pretty gud

No they fucking don’t. Get the fuck out of here you Canadian communist

 

[aRTie02150]

Is a fucking bowl something you stick your dick in to.

 

[Scott Peterson Fanclub]

I hire jews for pennies to clean, though I watch them via a camera in my room. Naked and hard, of course.

 

[Phish]

Wow. Mr High Class over here has a dishwasher. How about making your black children do them??? Thats what i do. Bowls come out clean every time.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Wwwwwhhhhaaaaaaaaatttttttssss the deeeeeeeeeeeallllllllll???

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Serious replies only WTF

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You can't hit the bowl.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

With what I regularly have in the dishwasher, I can fit 3 bowls max.

wwawdmf people who don't rinse their dishes and cutlery before putting them in the dishwasher? I hate people who let their dishwashers get lettuce and onion in the catchment. Take care of your appliances, stupid.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Where we at with other people filling your dishwasher? Open it up and everything’s all haphazard and shit with no organization or care for maximizing dish space. Triggers my tism

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

The dishwasher we had when I was a kid you could load to capacity with shit on top of shit and it would all get cleaned. Now they're all pieces of shit. "Try some rinse aid, or some salt or or or or"

 

[The Shah of Iran]

Cascade them and they should all wash properly. Place one face down at the end of the rack and stack the 2nd one halfway across the 1st one so that half the 2nd bowl can receive the upjet. Keep stacking them along like that.

If you've been paying attention you'll know that it gives me no pleasure to say I'm very regrettably the most qualified person to ask on here about this. Most of us wash dishes for ages before they let you be a chef.

 

[Dog Eater]

How about sum dem shallow bowls that are halfway between a plate and a bowl? They bowl pretty gud

Kill yourself.

 

[Dog Eater]

The dishwasher we had when I was a kid you could load to capacity with shit on top of shit and it would all get cleaned. Now they're all pieces of shit. "Try some rinse aid, or some salt or or or or"

I watched an extremely autistic 40 minute long YouTube video on this and it comes down to:

1. Don't use "Eco" mode ever.
2. Follow the instructions regarding prewash.

 

[CuntFucker]

A bowl in a dishwasher is like a knife in the heart