is Rick going to the chinky-con?

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I hope so, I'd like to hear he's had the soles of his feet beaten with bamboo sticks for childing the insect police

 

[Pat the Simp]

I hope so, I'd like to hear he's had the soles of his feet beaten with bamboo sticks for childing the insect police

I thought that took place in October last year?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

He can't afford it, but will pretend he's not going for moral reasons.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Seems unlikely

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I hope so, I'd like to hear he's had the soles of his feet beaten with bamboo sticks for childing the insect police

On quasi's dime? He better not.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I don't think so. Much like his comedy career, Ricks author status is fading away slowly. He's simply not involved in the scene anymore. imo Tiny Tim could be his last attempt at writing fiction, before he pivots to writing "nonfiction" shit about us. I think that will be his final fart as an author.

 

[IlIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIlllllI]

I don't think so. Much like his comedy career, Ricks author status is fading away slowly. He's simply not involved in the scene anymore. imo Tiny Tim could be his last attempt at writing fiction, before he pivots to writing "nonfiction" shit about us. I think that will be his final fart as an author.

He will finally have a more accurate headcount for his "stlaker cult" because the only people who would buy that book are on this forum.

 

[Ladynyahh]

The flight alone with be 1500-2000 for an economy ticket. He doesn't just have that much money laying around. Plus it's probably not a good idea for someone that overweight and with such poor circulation to be sitting on a plane for 12+ hours. The trip could literally kill him!

 

[RickReternal]

Rick could not afford that flight and even if he could, he’s too much of a pussy to go to China. Too different, drastically less English than Mexico…nope. Not happening.

I’m curious: If by some miracle he got there, and then acted like his usual self, is China tolerant of American bullshit in big cities like Chengdou or does he run the risk of getting vanned? I wouldn’t be sorry to see grainy smuggled out images of Rick in Uighur work camps, I’ll tell you what.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Rick could not afford that flight and even if he could, he’s too much of a pussy to go to China. Too different, drastically less English than Mexico…nope. Not happening.

I’m curious: If by some miracle he got there, and then acted like his usual self, is China tolerant of American bullshit in big cities like Chengdou or does he run the risk of getting vanned? I wouldn’t be sorry to see grainy smuggled out images of Rick in Uighur work camps, I’ll tell you what.

The Chinese would abduct him and he'd probably end up like that poor Warmbier kid. But it's Patrick so I'm kind of indifferent on the matter

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Rick could not afford that flight and even if he could, he’s too much of a pussy to go to China. Too different, drastically less English than Mexico…nope. Not happening.

I’m curious: If by some miracle he got there, and then acted like his usual self, is China tolerant of American bullshit in big cities like Chengdou or does he run the risk of getting vanned? I wouldn’t be sorry to see grainy smuggled out images of Rick in Uighur work camps, I’ll tell you what.

Yes there are plenty of American tourists around, they don’t grab you just for being there and acting like an asshole. people just try to sell you stuff all the time.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

He's fat and poor so no

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

He's fat and poor so no

Also it already happened 4 months ago