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Is Ray Wilson sex trafficking Gosia?
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I am not sex trafficking Gosia.
Nor did I save her from them like a direct to Blu Ray Aaron Eckhart film.
No, the reality is less sensational: I saved her from a life of working on an Alpaca farm and dancing on weekends for money so Little Timmy could get his colon transplant, finally letting him shit like a real boy.
Or I met her one evening while touring in Poland and somehow my disheveled looking ass charmed her. You pick.
Nor did I save her from them like a direct to Blu Ray Aaron Eckhart film.
No, the reality is less sensational: I saved her from a life of working on an Alpaca farm and dancing on weekends for money so Little Timmy could get his colon transplant, finally letting him shit like a real boy.
Or I met her one evening while touring in Poland and somehow my disheveled looking ass charmed her. You pick.
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Sounds far fetched
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So so so so so you're saying I CAN'T charm a woman with DRY HUMOUR and HUMILITY!?!
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I think Ray is fibbing.
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"Ha! Fibbing! Columbo reference! Passive self deprecation! Alcoholism! Crippling loneliness! HO-LEE SHIT!"
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All I know about Colombo is from the delivery guy in Big Daddy explaining the show to the kid.
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I forget you were sheltered, you poor lad.
Do yourself a favor and go watch a random movie recommendation. I would give you "The Carey Treatment" with Lee Marvin. I think it's up your alley.
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Did the trick on me.