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Is Patrick Sean Tomlinson defrauding elderly people with his insurance licence?
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Whose apartment is that?
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Wow I hope the Redditors don’t find out and run with this.
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Was where he was living with Adrienne iirc.
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I'm assuming his old address with Ade but I'm not sure why he hasn't updated it when he was renewing his licences. His insurance era is still confusing to me to be honest, does he work for United Healthcare still or does he just sell on an ad hoc basis?
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I believe the way it works is he’s signed up as their agent and gets x amount of leads per month. Then he can try and sell their product using the leads and gets a cut.
Edit: I believe this was his boss when he was selling insurance full time with Adrienne:
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It's so hard to imagine him doing that (most likely because he doesn't hence the debt). He couldn't even say his name correctly in the BDA hearing so fuck knows what he would be like on a cold call.
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Pat no doubt thinks cold calling is beneath him and only follows leads from people actively seeking policies. Hence his crippling debt and imminent bankruptcy.
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No, Florida regulatory investigator child, my address is correct. Always has been. You are being manipulated by the same cabal of obsessed cyber stlakers who have been harassing my family for five years now.
Fuck you're dumb.
Fuck you're dumb.
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There may be some reason to renew his licenses every year if he isn't actively selling but last year he sat exams to cover some new states that he had never sold in previously. Unless some regulation came about that required him to gain these licenses to carry on earning any sort of residuals from his former selling (v. unlikely) then he is or planned on selling insurance.
Nikki: are you selling insurance in montana now?
Pat: No, stlakers found out about my new licenses
Nikki: so? we do need the money...
Pat: Cant let the idiots win, child
Nikki: ??
Pat: IM WRITING A NOVEL fawk awf
N: Hows the blog going
P: which one?
N: the car one, the one you said you wanted to build into a brand, you oinked for hours about it, had all these grand plans....
P: stlakers.
N: but...
P: hush, child.
Pat is just stringing out TinyTim for a bit longer before he abandons it, blaming it stlakers etc.
Now that fatty foolishly bumped the c128, we have a chance to delve into his financials..
Thank you Pat, genuinely
Nikki: are you selling insurance in montana now?
Pat: No, stlakers found out about my new licenses
Nikki: so? we do need the money...
Pat: Cant let the idiots win, child
Nikki: ??
Pat: IM WRITING A NOVEL fawk awf
N: Hows the blog going
P: which one?
N: the car one, the one you said you wanted to build into a brand, you oinked for hours about it, had all these grand plans....
P: stlakers.
N: but...
P: hush, child.
Pat is just stringing out TinyTim for a bit longer before he abandons it, blaming it stlakers etc.
Now that fatty foolishly bumped the c128, we have a chance to delve into his financials..
Thank you Pat, genuinely
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Let's not forget Lard Lad tried blaming the Funsters for his shitty insurance sales.
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Did anyone here actually do that? I don't recall that one and it isn't like us to do a bit and never seen credit for it.
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I doubt it. Dipshit forgot to maintain his license and blamed us. I’m sure every time he stubs his toe or gets cut off in traffic he starts raging about stlakers.
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Multiple, frantic phone calls to maintain a license he no longer uses? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Rumour has it that he targeted Jewish pensioners with cognitive issues. Several of their adult children found out about Pat's self-described "Crusade to swindle the swindlers" and this is why he left the Sunshine State in such a hurry.
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Patrick called my elderly mother and tried to get her to switch to a much more expensive plan than her current one. When my mom said she wasn't interested, Patrick angrily uttered several racial slurs and obscene language, and threatened to drag her out of her home and beat her to death. When she told me the story, she was visibly shaken up.
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I'm so sorry, Mrs. Jizzy Izzy's mom.