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the average ameri-mutt in 2022.
-both play with action figures/build toy-lego-models
-both had their first wives leave them
-both are disgusting slobs, yellow shirt stains, smell like piss,
-both have never lifted a weight
-both love marvel/capeshit
-both have disgusting diets/alcohol problems
-both spend all day on social media, think they’re influencers
-both are afraid of confrontation, lash out autistically
-both have horrible work ethic/fell into money somehow
-both think theyre not fat
-both had viable careers collapse around them
-both have no children, because they are children
-both have one really good friend that’s weird af (giddles, rakdaddy)
creeps
-both play with action figures/build toy-lego-models
-both had their first wives leave them
-both are disgusting slobs, yellow shirt stains, smell like piss,
-both have never lifted a weight
-both love marvel/capeshit
-both have disgusting diets/alcohol problems
-both spend all day on social media, think they’re influencers
-both are afraid of confrontation, lash out autistically
-both have horrible work ethic/fell into money somehow
-both think theyre not fat
-both had viable careers collapse around them
-both have no children, because they are children
-both have one really good friend that’s weird af (giddles, rakdaddy)
creeps