Is Nikki illiterate?

[Brooke Shields]

she just drew a circle as a signature...

it'd explain her staying with her "writer" husband

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She's definitely not smart - I think we can all agree on that.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is probably autism, but I fucking hate people who don't figure out a decent signature. I don't hate their sloppy signature, I hate THEM personally. My signature is my initials intersecting to make a symbol. I had a branding iron made of it, because I made something that could be a logo instead of a bunch of random squiggles.

 

[The Talking Dead]

It does make me laugh that she didn't take his surname. He gets cucked at every turn.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This is probably autism, but I fucking hate people who don't figure out a decent signature. I don't hate their sloppy signature, I hate THEM personally. My signature is my initials intersecting to make a symbol. I had a branding iron made of it, because I made something that could be a logo instead of a bunch of random squiggles.

Same. I hate a shitty signature. Mine is not anything special but it definitely is something I’ve developed and it’s not anywhere near as retarded as Rick “the more squiggles I have the better I am” Tomlinson or Nikki “just put a circle here, dyke” Robinson

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Both of their signatures look like fucking shit

 

[stealthygeek]

Niki's Jewish??

Kike yuma.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Same. I hate a shitty signature. Mine is not anything special but it definitely is something I’ve developed and it’s not anywhere near as retarded as Rick “the more squiggles I have the better I am” Tomlinson or Nikki “just put a circle here, dyke” Robinson

Patrick's is especially fucked. Nikki obviously didn't even attempt to make it any semblance of her name. Hers is the equivalent of how they'd just sign an X in old westerns. Pat's is straight fucking nonsense. There's sort of a P in there and then everything else is just random loops and squiggles with no rhyme or reason. But he does it similarly every time. That is Pat's actual signature that he has written over and over and it's retarded. The big loop going underneath at the end, which letter in "Tomlinson" does that belong to??

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

[SIZE=22px]Nigger Cum Induced Retardation[/SIZE]

NCIR is a debilitating mental illness commonly afflicting women who have had sex with multiple niggers throughout their lifetime. Common symptoms include marrying retarded faggots, PPP/disability/welfare scams, and wasting one's time on artistic (autistic) ventures like The Moth that are bound to make her dead faggot dad disappointed.

 

[BoomerSperg]

This is a worse signature than if you just wrote it in print like a retarded child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Are we saying this isn't a smart woman?

 

[guest]

That circle is her mark. It preserves her non-anymity.

 

[despacito69]

Are we saying this isn't a smart woman?

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

This is a worse signature than if you just wrote it in print like a retarded child.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Are we saying this isn't a smart woman?

Didn't she wear tardis chuck Taylor's to her wedding?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Didn't she wear tardis chuck Taylor's to her wedding?

She did!

 

[guest]

Are we saying this isn't a smart woman?

I don't know what refraction or whatever is going on here, but she looks like Wayne Rooney mixed with Shrek. Just a brutish monster

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I don't know what refraction or whatever is going on here, but she looks like Wayne Rooney mixed with Shrek. Just a brutish monster

I’m so happy I get that reference.

 

[DanFielding]