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Is Missy Muscles a Member of the Choir?!?!?

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Chive Turkey

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Probably handed out to the audience so they can sing along. Edit: something feels weird about calling churchgoers the audience.
"Good morning! Thanks for joining in on Body & Blood In the Morning, we got a great show planned for you all. Our first segment is Fish For U Friday, followed by Wheel of Beatification, and, of course, Weird News!

Hold on, I see Snowy sitting in confession. SNOWAAAAAY."
 

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For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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"Good morning! Thanks for joining in on Body & Blood In the Morning, we got a great show planned for you all. Our first segment is Fish For U Friday, followed by Wheel of Beatification, and, of course, Weird News!

Hold on, I see Snowy sitting in confession. SNOWAAAAAY."


"3,000 Hail Mary's, 500 Our Father's, and you are forgiven in the name of tha Lord! Now, how's about you and I get on out of here and Do The Holy Ghost, heheheh knowhatimean? :pfg_lg: "
 

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Wow, maybe she has some talent after all? Nana is not going to like having competition for best vocals in the household. Missy stealing the spotlight from Nana on karaoke nights will definitely cause a rift in the relationship. Hope they don’t get into a domestic dispute, Missy will mop the floor with Nana, not going to be able to win that fight with a measly hand bite like the one with Dani.
 
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Wow, maybe she has some talent after all? Nana is not going to like having competition for best vocals in the household. Missy stealing the spotlight from Nana on karaoke nights will definitely cause a rift in the relationship. Hope they don’t get into a domestic dispute, Missy will mop the floor with Nana, not going to be able to win that fight with a measly hand bite like the one with Dani.
I would imagine she sings a lot like Lemmy. And not early Hawkwind Lemmy, but late-period Lemmy.
 
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