Is it worth getting married in 2022? (torquie light post)

[guest]

I want a fucking kid but I don't want to have a baby momma like a nigger.

I don't want to see a romcom, go to a park, the beach, a concert, take instagram pictures, hang out with her friends, have date nights at overpriced restaurants, go to brunch, or hang out with her fambly
I like to get drunk for breakfast If i feel like it or eat ramen for dinner if im too lazy to eat something healthy.
and this is all impossible if you get married. Not to mention the downside of financial robbery or a cheating spouse.

how do I stop seeing women as talking heads with holes to fuck. I don't get how guys do all the shit mentioned above unless she's a model
and even then look at how oksana fucked saint mel in the head
basically I want a marriage like Deniro in raging bull. YOU'RE BURNING THE STEAK!
I live like the retarded howard hughes
help

 

[guest]

 

[Brooke Shields]

I want a fucking kid

I like to get drunk for breakfast

That's not the parenthood I wanted!
Why do they DO That!

 

[💩💩💩💩]

take my wife...please!

 

[guest]

Getting drunk for breakfast pretty much excludes you from having a kid unless you want to be a Cumia.

 

[guest]

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[guest]

I want a fucking kid but I don't want to have a baby momma like a nigger.

I don't want to see a romcom, go to a park, the beach, a concert, take instagram pictures, hang out with her friends, have date nights at overpriced restaurants, go to brunch, or hang out with her fambly
I like to get drunk for breakfast If i feel like it or eat ramen for dinner if im too lazy to eat something healthy.
and this is all impossible if you get married. Not to mention the downside of financial robbery or a cheating spouse.

how do I stop seeing women as talking heads with holes to fuck. I don't get how guys do all the shit mentioned above unless she's a model
and even then look at how oksana fucked saint mel in the head
basically I want a marriage like Deniro in raging bull. YOU'RE BURNING THE STEAK!
I live like the retarded howard hughes
help

Nice fambly stupid.

 

[fusciasomething]

Getting drunk for breakfast pretty much excludes you from having a kid unless you want to be a Cumia.

I can't tell if you're alluding to fucking said kid or being a deadbeat

Edit: what a legacy the Cumia's have

 

[guest]

I can't tell if you're alluding to fucking said kid or being a deadbeat

Edit: what a legacy the Cumia's have

Autistic answer. Getting shitfaced before lunch, let alone sundown, probably isn't conducive to a happy and healthy childhood for your kids. Fucking them is Nigger Cumia next level abuse. Don't do either.

 

[Raymond]

You sound like you'd make for a great father. You should go for it.

 

[guest]

Autistic answer. Getting shitfaced before lunch, let alone sundown, probably isn't conducive to a happy and healthy childhood for your kids. Fucking them is Nigger Cumia next level abuse. Don't do either.

You're right. my logic is that having a child will force me to cut that nasty habit. Not trying to be bogan scum

Nice fambly stupid.

linger longer.

 

[guest]

I want a fucking kid but I don't want to have a baby momma like a nigger.

I don't want to see a romcom, go to a park, the beach, a concert, take instagram pictures, hang out with her friends, have date nights at overpriced restaurants, go to brunch, or hang out with her fambly
I like to get drunk for breakfast If i feel like it or eat ramen for dinner if im too lazy to eat something healthy.
and this is all impossible if you get married. Not to mention the downside of financial robbery or a cheating spouse.

how do I stop seeing women as talking heads with holes to fuck. I don't get how guys do all the shit mentioned above unless she's a model
and even then look at how oksana fucked saint mel in the head
basically I want a marriage like Deniro in raging bull. YOU'RE BURNING THE STEAK!
I live like the retarded howard hughes
help

I admire your lifestyle sir but I would...tweak your standards a bit. More like a lot!

 

[guest]

You're right. my logic is that having a child will force me to cut that nasty habit. Not trying to be bogan scum



linger longer.

I don’t like you

 

[guest]

The Torquester has an idea. He is going to stay abstinent* until he finds the one. "The one" will become available when he is rich and famous.

*chinks only, they're not people. Cumming on face only, so don't get pregnant.

 

[guest]

The Torquester has an idea. He is going to stay abstinent* until he finds the one. "The one" will become available when he is rich and famous.

*chinks only, they're not people. Cumming on face only, so don't get pregnant.

Better start a podcast then, you’ll be (in)famous in no time!

 

[Prince Bvstin]

If you want to get drunk all day and don't want a wife, get a dog. Like a fairly gay dog that doesn't require much effort. If you really want a woman and kid then eastern european imports have all you ask for, faithful, hard working, attractive, grew up around casual alcohol abuse etc...

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

bogan

WOOP WOOP WOOP
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I suppose the "drinking for breakfast" was a clue. Don't sleep in the road.

 

[aRTie02150]

Since I own my place and have no real debts, I would only marry a woman under the same circumstances.

You're not going to snag a free ride with me, honey. Even though I don't have much, a guaranteed prenuptial agreement would be in place as well. Even if she was the breadwinner.

 

[guest]

Sounds like you should just hire a surrogate and a nanny instead of have a wife

 

[guest]

I like to get drunk for breakfast If i feel like it

i remember reading stanhope's wiki and it says he doesnt want to have kids because of "overpopulation". just say its because youre a fuckin drunk who would never be able to take care of a kid