Is it true that Pat and Niki have sex once every two years…

[Convict Wyzz]

And once they’re done, Pat curls into the fetal position, crying and shaking because he was unable to satisfy her?

This is a completely unfair rumor if untrue. I just want some clarity on the matter.

 

[FLUUUID]

I heard the same thing only at the end they snowball eachothers urine 6 times and then chant in unison "This will make us yellow again".

 

[42069]

Yes

 

[guest]

It's true. Niki let's Patrick mount her once every two years, but she needs to be about 20 Mimosas deep first.

 

[UnPRePared]

Wait, you don't think he cries the whole time?

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Pat satisfies Nikki like he satisfies Krinsky. Many promises, but no results.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

It's true. Niki let's Patrick mount her once every two years, but she needs to be about 20 Mimosas deep first.

"Aiyyo Mimosa, that bitch that look like a shoebox was askin' bout you again"

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Wrong again, stlaker. We had sex the year before yesteryear, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Last time I remember Notrick mentioning their horrible sex he said something like she’d drank a bottle of whisky first. Not the brag he was thinking it was.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

You'll know every time they have sex because Rick announces it to twitter. It's such a rare joy to have sex with you wife after all.

 

[PeteRose]

he has access to his wifes pussy anytime he wants it stlaker. hes said the exact same thing on twitter for all of the public to see. tick tock

 

[PeteRose]

You'll know every time they have sex because Rick announces it to twitter. It's such a rare joy to have sex with you wife after all.

disgusting. imagine the yeast infections these two alcoholic fucks have to deal with. vinigar smelling genitals and cat piss smelling half a house. we could only all be so lucky.

 

[fenrir]

Haven't they only been married for four years? So that would mean Pat and his half-a-dyke roommate have only had sex twice. That sounds plausible, but I'll need some video or eyewitness testimony to confirm that. Any volunteers (in minecraft)?

 

[guest]

You could count the number of times his dick has ejaculated inside her pussy on one hand. We know she pegs him in the ass, and maybe she gives him head sometimes when he's an extra good boy, but it's extremely unnatural for a woman to allow someone so repulsive inside them. Every time Pat brings her up, shes always referred to as the dominant one, so I doubt she's letting him do anything he wants.

 

[guest]

He cums in a woman, diapered one. I'm sorry you're stupid.

 

[TokenX]

She stopped letting him fart in her pussy after a rogue meatloaf chunk flew into her and caused sepsis. Just clean gaseous Popeyes puffs now.

 

[guest]

You could count the number of times his dick has ejaculated inside her pussy on one hand. We know she pegs him in the ass, and maybe she gives him head sometimes when he's an extra good boy, but it's extremely unnatural for a woman to allow someone so repulsive inside them. Every time Pat brings her up, shes always referred to as the dominant one, so I doubt she's letting him do anything he wants.

I guarantee she doesn't even let him cum inside of her. They have very busy jobs and can't risk bringing a child into the world.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You could count the number of times his dick has ejaculated inside her pussy on one hand..

I think it's more likely that someone who can't count gets her pussy while Fatso ejaculates into his hand.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

For their fourth anniversary, Judge Stein is going to fuck the both of them. With the DeLorean.