Is it customary to write these things yourself?

[guest]

 

[guest]

“Prowls theaters”

Weird way of speaking.

 

[patrick is fat]

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i would imagine so. who else would write it? it's the same as when you see stand up comedians bios on venue websites. they definitely just write them themselves, unless they have an agent or something but even then they'd probably have the person write it and maybe just edit it a bit.

does he even have anything to show for his experience with "shorts"? how is anyone supposed to know he isn't just loying

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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Seems like the kind of thing a nobody trying to stand out on social media in a sea of nobodies would do. Pretty much just heckin quirky faggotry that nobody would do if they understood what it means to be taken seriously. Maybe a long fired intern wrote it for pat, he is after all a star author who sells many thousands of books a year.

 

[guest]

Many hats - all filthy

 

[EraGodless]

Many hats - all filthy

And ill fitting.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

“Prowls theaters”

Weird way of speaking.

'prowls'... like a predatory pedo, or a fat man looking for his lunch

what I'm trying to ask is how do we edit this?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

'prowls'... like a predatory pedo, or a fat man looking for his lunch

what I'm trying to ask is how do we edit this?

He prowls bars and clubs though, so I feel like it's implied that pat may just be a regular adult rapist rather than a child rapist. I'll keep an open mind though.

 

[EraGodless]

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I would be shocked if Patrick did more than 30 or so open mics. I'm so fucking glad that the rascals killed his comedian larp. He's not funny in the slightest and I don't know where he summoned the confidence from to perform more than 3 or 4 times. That standup set he did in daylight with the traffic flowing behind him would make me never even ponder going up on stage again. He literally received zero laughs. It was virtually dead silent except for a random cough from someone in the audience. Just thinking of that set makes me shudder with second hand embarrassment.

Unironically, he should rebrand himself as an anti-comedian- kind of like Neil Hamburger (Pat Triple Meat w/Cheese).

 

[EraGodless]

He prowls bars and clubs though, so I feel like it's implied that pat may just be a regular adult rapist rather than a child rapist. I'll keep an open mind though.

The Night Stlaker
Son of Ham
BLT Killer

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I think just about everyone writes their own bio unless you’re big star or some high level executive. I wrote mine for our internal website, it’s not like they were going to have some intern interview me and then write it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The Night Stlaker
Son of Ham
BLT Killer

John Wayne Gravy

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Hefty Dumper

 

[Udders]

Leonard Bake
Fed Bundy

 

[guest]

Albert Fishmouth