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Is Daniel Mullen the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassin?
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No, the CEO would have noticed the smell emanating from Dan’s diaper enabling him to avoid assassination.
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the video of the guy riding the bike away reminded of the guy who shot Burnell Trammel
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As far as I’m concerned he’s a serious person of interest.
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Jackie will run with this if she takes enough adderall
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What was written on the 4th casing you ask?
"Diapers."
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Too tall, no drool stains on his hoodie
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Michael Sullivan, CEO of Insight Software... (crying), this Health Insurance CEO was such a jerk.
Dan, Account executive: "What happened Michael?"
Michael: "He didn't want our Insight, or our Software...and he told me our company is a powerhouse of mediocrity and would NEVER take on our services!"
Dan: "I'll take care of this, what's his name?"
Michael: "sniff, I think Brian Thompson
Dan: "thanks"
Michael: "Will you get him to sign up with us?"
Dan: "Don’t worry, they’ll be under contract... or under something else hehe."
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I’d be surprised if it wasn’t him.
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The Dan Man never kills somebody but as a last resort, i.e. never before exhausting all other options. Thompson forced him to cross the Rubicon.
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Dan went on an angry rant on the latest NPS that he got denied adult diaper coverage from his insurance, wow, just wow
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A penny for your thoughts, Funster?
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Have no doubt, Daniel Mullen will pay for this. jackieRetardFace.jpg
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He did. His crimes web back to the summer of 2002. Gaetz has our back though. He had to turn down the role in trumps administration because he knew what was coming down the pipeline for us this year. We always protect ours at home first.
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A dirty diaper stuffed in a Natty ice can makes the perfect suppressor. Do have fun
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His silence regarding this allegation is deafening.