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Is anyone here straight edge?

fusciasomething

Jacques De Gautier
I drink more than I should on Friday and Saturday for sure. The thought of looking forward to catching up on sleep and doing yard work on the weekends is depressing to me. I would never want to drink like Rick but there's really no risk of that.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

Gassers/Say "Cookie" Alt
I like some edibles from time to time, just a lil taste, also enjoy a nice sip of wine.

Hey Dionysus, nice shrimp dick, stupid.

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DoucheChills

WOrlds Biggest OzZy FAN!
Kratom, caffeine, and cannabis extracts. 18 months ago i was a wet brained alcoholic pushing 250lbs. Now I run 50 miles a week and lost 90 pounds. Kratom is a game-changer for alcoholics too not just junkies. So naturally the FDA will ban it soon.
 

The Fuchitive

Still alive as of January 2024
Kratom, caffeine, and cannabis extracts. 18 months ago i was a wet brained alcoholic pushing 250lbs. Now I run 50 miles a week and lost 90 pounds. Kratom is a game-changer for alcoholics too not just junkies. So naturally the FDA will ban it soon.
kratom fucking rules
 
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