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πŸŽ₯ Inside the Most Swatted Airbnb in America - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Part 18)

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That's as good as locally cooked tacos
Those were tamales, child.
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Boq the Lonely Faggot

A girl literally called me handsome like yesterday
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That's as good as locally cooked tacos

Dude I lost it that time he said "fully-clothed, uniformed police officers," as if those redundant, superfluous details somehow make the story more harrowing.
What would have made the story better was if the police officers were not fully clothed. That is an interesting detail, which Rick would understand if he was a legitimate author and not a compulsive liar.
 

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Dude I lost it that time he said "fully-clothed, uniformed police officers," as if those redundant, superfluous details somehow make the story more harrowing.
What would have made the story better was if the police officers were not fully clothed. That is an interesting detail, which Rick would understand if he was a legitimate author and not a compulsive liar.
Patrick fears the naked militia, it's why he mentioned their clothing.
:pfg_md: Know what I mean?
 
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Udders

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I love how you completely obliterate Pat's bullshit in the most calm, rational, detached way possible.

And it's funnier every time I hear it, but "We've been SWATted 40 times because I said I didn't find Norm MacDonald funny," is not even remotely true and is likely the funniest thing the Patman has ever said. Anyone with a sense of humor would find that so absurd you'd have to laugh.
 
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