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Inside scoop on Dan the rubber dog shit salesman. You want private messages? I got private messages!

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Alas, theyre on my old guestified accounts, but here's the rundown from our "heart to hearts":

Guy was never at home. He was always travelling from place to place, selling his rubber dogshit. He was a good salesman, I'll give you that. But he never shut the fuck up. Always had to be the center of attention, and because of that never had any real life friends.

I got mad at him once, telling him to just stfu with his walls of joe cumia like text. His response made me feel bad. Yeah, his customers and wife like him, I don't need to. I'd give him that.

During the recent drama, I did message him and was suprised he never released it. I told him that if nothing else, he has a wife who loves him. He never really responded to that though.

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Now that I think about it. Another weird message he sent. "I havent been home in years."

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