Insane shit people got away with as kids/teens.

[Racist Google Intern]

When I was a lil youngun, there was a kid named Darnell, he was an average kid never hassled anyone just played basketball at lunch with a few friends.
Then one day a house a block from the middle school burned down, and he was sweating like a whore in church when the principle was looking for info about it. I found out after class he liked to play with matches and he accidently set a bush on fire on the walk to school, no one ratted him out and he got away with full blown arson at 11.

 

[Africa.com]

Shooting Roman candles at a fuel shed in the middle of a field, started dead grass on fire. We eventually stamped it out before it got out of control, but looking back it's hard not to shutter at the idea of trying to put out a fire while 200 gallons of gas and 200 gallons of off road diesel are in arms reach.

 

[Dennyislife]

Chased some kids down the road with a sledgehammer as a old school village policeman on a bike came around the corner. He told us to stop being silly. These days I would probably get tased.

We had a village policeman who everyone knew the name of like it was a children's character. I still know it now and they probably got rid of that bizarre job 20+ years ago

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I remember when the first kid in the neighborhood got his license at 16, we all piled into.his moms minivan and he drove the thing onto a soccer field chasing little kids around

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Chased some kids down the road with a sledgehammer as a old school village policeman on a bike came around the corner. He told us to stop being silly.

But you didn't listen and became a comedy forum superstar.

 

[Dennyislife]

But you didn't listen and became a comedy forum superstar.

Z lister

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Z lister

Just like the forum's targets.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Shooting Roman candles at a fuel shed in the middle of a field, started dead grass on fire. We eventually stamped it out before it got out of control, but looking back it's hard not to shutter at the idea of trying to put out a fire while 200 gallons of gas and 200 gallons of off road diesel are in arms reach.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

One time in high school I was driving my friends somewhere and we went through a hardcore black neighborhood. My asshole friend stuck his head out the window and yelled nigger at the top of his lungs. The only person I saw at the moment was a black kid riding a bike (stolen obviously) and he stopped on a dime and his jaw dropped to the floor. I floored through about 27 red lights until we were out of the hood.

 

[JoshMoonDiaperTroon]

In highschool there was a trend where you shove your finger up someone's bum and curl it when you walk by them. Guys and gals both. It was also an acceptable way to flirt with a girl you like.

Someone did it to the school deaf kid, a fat slob named Deaf Jeff. His translator wasn't with at the moment so he wrote on the chalkboard "Finger in ass"