Independent journalist Dan Mullen should offer Adrian Snyder a couple thousand dollars to do a tell all interview about her first, worst marriage.

[NoBacon]

Make it so, Dan.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Whole house sink replacement and toilet cleaning service for 6 months.

 

[guest]

Make it so, Dan.

She should ask for the money upfront and pull some shenaniganz (scam him). She is a higher life form than Dan, who is a higher life form than you.

The lower life-forms feed off the higher ones in this chain link. They call it "lol cow" or whatever, but it isnt. Those are your (and maybe a 100 others total, who are invested in the Adrien/Patrick/etc stuff, if we include Kiwi) delusions

 

[guest]

How important are the restraining orders?

 

[guest]

Could probably book her for some leftover paper plates and a dumpster rental for a couple days.

 

[kingship75]

She’d jump on 10k for a tell-all. Half up front.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

I’d pick up the tab for the wedding buffet for her and all her children

 

[captain_kamala]

Ima just leave this here

 

[guest]

Ima just leave this here

I'm sure you can find those ornaments still in their package at dollar tree for $3.99

 

[The Talking Dead]

Ima just leave this here

Her life is honestly more depressing than pig's in a lot of ways. Jesus Christ.

I think if Dan offered her $100, she'd do a tell-all 2 hour interview.

 

[NoBacon]

Her life is honestly more depressing than pig's in a lot of ways. Jesus Christ.

I think if Dan offered her $100, she'd do a tell-all 2 hour interview.

I think Dan should offer 10k

 

[guest]

I think Dan should offer 10k

Should he? Make a photoshop

 

[BoomerSperg]

Her life is honestly more depressing than pig's in a lot of ways. Jesus Christ.

I think if Dan offered her $100, she'd do a tell-all 2 hour interview.

Going by @captain_kamala 's post, I'm going to say $50.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'll throw in some literal garbage she can sell on Facebook.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

I actually hate Adrienne for making me have any semblance of sympathy for Pat, after how fast she put Jon boy on the Pay - No - Mind list.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I think if Dan offered her $100, she'd do a tell-all 2 hour interview.

At her home just outside of Portage.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I'd give her fifty for a handjob just for the story

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'll throw in some literal garbage she can sell on Facebook.

 

[Uncle J’s Sink Emporium]

Her life is honestly more depressing than pig's in a lot of ways. Jesus Christ.

I think if Dan offered her $100, she'd do a tell-all 2 hour interview.

I think he could talk her down to a $75 Red Robin gift card. Interviews are for closers.

 

[RickReternal]

Does Dan have any extra wedding sparklers left over from his happy day with Flavia? Throw those in and I bet he’d have a deal.