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Why wouldn't he take you up on this?Patrick I will pay off your vig in exchange for fingering your wife’s butthole for 14 minutes. This is not a joke. DM me.![]()
I think it’s a very reasonable offer. I have the money.Why wouldn't he take you up on this?
Depends on how many fingers you get to useI think it’s a very reasonable offer. I have the money.
Good point. Index finger (left hand) only. In the event that this finger is injured prior to or during the interaction an alternative finger of my choosing may be used. Fingernails will be trimmed prior.Depends on how many fingers you get to use
I'd fight for the option to switch it up with a thumb for that kinda moneyGood point. Index finger (left hand) only. In the event that this finger is injured prior to or during the interaction an alternative finger of my choosing may be used. Fingernails will be trimmed prior.
Glad to see chivalry isn’t dead.Fingernails will be trimmed prior.
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