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Why? You’re already destroying your body. Drink more and you’d probably eat less.
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Why? You’re already destroying your body. Drink more and you’d probably eat less.
Why? You’re already destroying your body. Drink more and you’d probably eat less.
Right, because you’re craving the sugar from the alcohol still. Blows my mind how many people don’t consistently drink water. I’ve been an alcoholic far longer than I’d care to admit but I couldn’t imagine not drinking tons of water too.I definitely noticed that I developed one hell of a sweet tooth when I kicked booze. I lost something like 45lbs in three months, when I quite booze. Then the weight started to creep back up.
My new vice is toffee peanuts.
This shit is evil; basically half sugar and half fat, nearly no protein or fiber.
Been trying to cut down on any kind of beverage that has calories. This is juvenile, but I HATE how water tastes. I'm one of those faggots who mostly drank sodas.
I think I justified this insanity because I "only" drank two sodas a day. But I mixed those two sodas with artificially flavored iced tea.
And all the data seems to indicate that it doesn't really matter if your sugary beverage is filled with sugar or sucralose, the net effect is the same: you get fat.
Maybe the "neatest" thing about drinking water instead of soda is that I noticed that my appetite is about 75% less now. I can barely finish a meal. When drinking sodas, by the time midnight hits, I want to inhale half a bag of chips.
I drink water compulsively as a spaz behavior.Right, because you’re craving the sugar from the alcohol still. Blows my mind how many people don’t consistently drink water. I’ve been an alcoholic far longer than I’d care to admit but I couldn’t imagine not drinking tons of water too.
How do you maintain your twinkish figure despite drinking all that alcohol?Right, because you’re craving the sugar from the alcohol still. Blows my mind how many people don’t consistently drink water. I’ve been an alcoholic far longer than I’d care to admit but I couldn’t imagine not drinking tons of water too.
GRID.How do you maintain your twinkish figure despite drinking all that alcohol?
Good genes, great diet, and walking 18 holes 3 times per week. My grandfather died a skinny alcoholic at like 95. I might be a potato nigger but I refuse to submit to a 23 & Me.How do you maintain your twinkish figure despite drinking all that alcohol?
You golf the whole course 3 times per week? Jesus, are you retired?Good genes, great diet, and walking 18 holes 3 times per week. My grandfather died a skinny alcoholic at like 95. I might be a potato nigger but I refuse to submit to a 23 & Me.
My schedule is pretty wide open besides working which is where I like to catch up on my sleep. I don’t think I’m Irish but I love vodka. I don’t know, I’m white and both my grandfathers fought in WW2. Consider myself an American, these colors don’t run.You golf the whole course 3 times per week? Jesus, are you retired?
All white men here seem to be Irish? Not sure what that says about us…
Bro, you called yourself a potato nigger…I’m heartbroken right now…My schedule is pretty wide open besides working which is where I like to catch up on my sleep. I don’t think I’m Irish but I love vodka. I don’t know, I’m white and both my grandfathers fought in WW2. Consider myself an American, these colors don’t run.
Or scotch-polack, which doesn't really disprove your point.All white men here seem to be Irish? Not sure what that says about us…
You might want to sit down because I’m half Spanish.Bro, you called yourself a potato nigger…I’m heartbroken right now…
Your ancestors were German, Iberian, and Celtic, so don’t pretend to have moorish(I’m not white, so it’s ok if I rap!) ancestry bullshit. The moors only ruled over the native population. They didn’t colonize it. The few Moorish mutts that did got the boot!You might want to sit down because I’m half Spanish.
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