"Look, having children — my uncle was a great pedophile and child molester and rapist, Dr. John Hildeman at NAMBLA; good roofies, very good roofies, OK, very smart, the NAMBLA School of Molestation, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a pedophile rapist, if I were attracted to adults, if, like, OK, if I ran as a non-Pedo, they would say I'm one of the smartest rapists anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a pedophile rapist they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to NAMBLA, was a good molester, went there, went there, did this, built a child sex doll— you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the NAMBLA deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these children are — NAMBLA is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the child anus and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four kids — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the tightness, fellas"
-Eric Hildeman