In the summer of 2007, I went over to my friends house and he had a Nintendo Wii 🤭

[Professor Consent]

A Wii? You play a Nintendo Wii? That ain't got no games! Except for the stick the Wii remote up your ass hole game!

What it got? Zelda? With that little bitch going nyaah nyhaa nyaaa!!! Fuck that, I wanna shoot some niggas!!

 

[Mr. Fuck]

All of my Nintendogs are dead

 

[PickleRickle]

A Wii? You play a Nintendo Wii? That ain't got no games! Except for the stick the Wii remote up your ass hole game!

What it got? Zelda? With that little bitch going nyaah nyhaa nyaaa!!! Fuck that, I wanna shoot some niggas!!

I bought a wii the day it came out and got Zelda, set that shit up in the living room and my Dad wouldnt stop saying "Nice pony, man" and made me feel like a total fag. He was right, the son of a bitch.

 

[PogromStallone]

I camped out in the snow to buy a Wii on release.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Great idea, a bunch of unnatural-feeling janky motions controls forced into every game. I really want to jerk my wrist around every 34 seconds when playing Donkey Kong Country.

 

[UnPRePared]

All of my Nintendogs are dead

I had that Seaman game for Dreamcast. It was tied to the internal clock and you HAD to feed and take care of that motherfucker.

Well, life got busy and I went a week not logging in. I fire that game up and Leonard Nimoy tells me my cunt of a fish was DEAD!

There's the real reason I don't have kids.

 

[aRTie02150]

I camped out in the snow to buy a Wii on release.

I did the same for the 360 in the cold and rain.

Brought it home and it had a red ring right out of the box. I was so upset.

I remember how the customer support woman pretty much knew why I was calling and they immediately sent out a new one. I thought it was pretty suspicious and come to find out Microsoft knew about hardware issues before they shipped them to avoid delays around the holidays.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I had that Seaman game for Dreamcast. It was tied to the internal clock and you HAD to feed and take care of that motherfucker.

Well, life got busy and I went a week not logging in. I fire that game up and Leonard Nimoy tells me my cunt of a fish was DEAD!

There's the real reason I don't have kids.

You really are a retard Scotsman. You know you can change the clock right?

 

[LiberalPussy]

I really want to jerk my wrist around every 34 seconds

If I wanted to do that, I could just go watch porn, amirite?

 

[UnPRePared]

You really are a retard Scotsman. You know you can change the clock right?

Not after you login first, it didn't work.

This was 20 plus years ago, I was still drinking.

And yes I'm retarded, but why bring it up? I'm more offended at the hard S on the Scotsman remark, personally.

At least I'm not Irish...

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Not after you login first, it didn't work.

This was 20 plus years ago, I was still drinking.

And yes I'm retarded, but why bring it up? I'm more offended at the hard S on the Scotsman remark, personally.

At least I'm not Irish...

Being drunk is a given for a Scotsman. Im not sure if being a Scot is better than an Irish either. You’re both slaves to faggot England. At least the Irish are better fighters.

 

[UnPRePared]

Being drunk is a given for a Scotsman. Im not sure if being a Scot is better than an Irish either. You’re both slaves to faggot England. At least the Irish are better fighters.

You're meeting the wrong Scots then. I haven't been a heavy drinker in a long time.

As for your fighting comment, never fought a Mick, so I can't compare.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

If you have friends it was worth it just for the sports game alone that it came with.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Is that where Dan raped you guys?

 

[PickleRickle]

Is that where Dan raped you guys?

Rumor has it that Dan wouldnt let Douggie 'waggle' the wii-mote unless it was all the way inside his anal cavity.

 

[porquedealer]

Fond memories of the Wii, made a lot of money around that time as I was one of the first people distributing and installing wiikey/D2Ckey/Wasabi etc. A few good years before a softmod became available so easy money available just soldering in modchips for chumps.

I would also sell a set of 4 wiimotes where I would replace the blue indicator LEDs with a different color for Player 2, 3 & 4 and faggots would lap that shit up, I could sell them faster than I could buy in the wiimotes.

Despite owning and handling 100s of them the only time I ever 'played' on one was when I was testing the chip installs.

 

[nasty twp]

DS styluses were proper annoying, weren't they.

 

[UnPRePared]

I think the only games I remember ever looking in the Wii were the light gun games.

Ghost Squad, House of the Dead and those Resident Evil ones were pretty fun. Beyond that, system was mostly rubbish.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Twilight Princess was better on Gamecube anyway and who the fuck wants to play Skyward Sword