In space....

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

No one can hear you oink.

 

[RickReternal]

I hope Mary got beaten up in high school and in her first few intimate relationships. What a cunt.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Like someone could just have $3,000 lying around? What are they, Warren Buffet?

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

I want to see Falling Down: In Space! where Firstnametrick Lastnamelinson gets his space phone robbed while waiting for a space burger by three space niggers so he holds Chubby Spacesteaks hostage and childs every space rascal in the galaxy

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Like someone could just have $3,000 lying around? What are they, Warren Buffet?

Employed.

I understand why Pat would have no understanding of regular income and how that naturally leads to savings. The man literally vacations on beaches covered in toxis seaweed that smells like sulfur. He's such a, well, child.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I want to see Falling Down: In Space! where Firstnametrick Lastnamelinson gets his space phone robbed while waiting for a space burger by three space niggers so he holds Chubby Spacesteaks hostage and childs every space rascal in the galaxy

Then he meets a bald creep named Childeman, with his spaceship packed to the ceiling with dolls, diapers, and pictures of his sister at age six. "We're the same. Don't you see?" Childeman says.

"We are not the same," comes the retort. "I'm a gay Spacemarine. You're a sick asshole."

"What kind of paedophile are you?" Childeman asks.

"I'm just trying to get back to ignoring my little girl's birthdays," Lastnamelinson says, turning to leave.