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Salman Rushdie in critical condition after being stabbed at NY event by Iranian fanatic seemingly inspired by Fatwa placed on Rushdie's life.

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[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie']Salman Rushdie[/URL]'s fourth novel, [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Satanic_Verses']The Satanic Verses[/URL], garnered both critical acclaim and controversy following its publication in 1988. In 1989, Ayatollah [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruhollah_Khomeini']Khomeini[/URL], the [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Leader_of_Iran']Supreme Leader of Iran[/URL], issued a [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa']fatwa[/URL] calling for Rushdie's assassination,[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Salman_Rushdie#cite_note-7'][7][/URL][URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Salman_Rushdie#cite_note-8'][8][/URL] and Rushdie was forced into hiding for a period of several years.[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Salman_Rushdie#cite_note-9'][9][/URL] In the years prior to the stabbing, Rushdie traveled without a [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Security_detail']security detail[/URL], and the Chautauqua festival where he was speaking was known for an "accessible" and "relaxed environment".[URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stabbing_of_Salman_Rushdie#cite_note-NYT-1'][1][/URL]
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Lol, is there not a statute of limitations for a fatwa?! 1989, folks!
 
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I never cared for Rushdie and believed everyone who liked him in grad school were faggots.

But his ex-wife, Padma Lakshmi... I'd let her cook me a 6-star dinner, eat it with her, then gobble up whatever she shat out afterward. I simp hard for that street-shitting angel.
 
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CuckedPaul said:
I never cared for Rushdie and believed everyone who liked him in grad school were faggots.

But his ex-wife, Padma Lakshmi... I'd let her cook me a 6-star dinner, eat it with her, then gobble up whatever she shat out afterward. I simp hard for that street-shitting angel.
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If she were my wife I'd let this forum say she cleans shit from toilets for business, if ya catch my drift.
 
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FIFTY!!!
FUCK ME DEAD, MAY I EAT YOUR SHIT?


[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8691247/Padma-Lakshmi-declares-50-new-30-poses-string-bikini.html[/URL]
 
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CuckedPaul said:
Ruh Roh.


What's more embarrassing...
A) Dating a chick who dumps you and goes lesbian after, or
B) Marrying a model who divorced you and jumps a jigaboo train after?

Discuss.
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I’d rather them go lesbian tbhwy, then my excuse is she left me for a girl, nothing I can do about that. If she leaves me for a nog, people just think she left for a larger COCK!

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