In case anyone wants to throw up

[BudDickman]

Extreme close up of Pat's busted toe. Who the fuck would post this?

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "The dangers of open-toed footwear."

Patrick Tomlinson shared a post on Instagram: "The dangers of open-toed footwear.". Follow their account to see 1991 posts.

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[TheCumBellyKeeed]

That little piggy looks like he ran into some youfs at the market. WORLDSTAR!!!!

 

[BudDickman]

Pat cyberstalks the person who happens to be taking a picture at Hooligans, where Pat's bike is usually parked:

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "My bike was used in a fashion shoot, I guess. @officialtriumph"

Patrick Tomlinson shared a post on Instagram: "My bike was used in a fashion shoot, I guess. @officialtriumph". Follow their account to see 1991 posts.

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[BudDickman]

Some kind of humor attempt by Pat. With the sound off it just looks like he's talking about taking a shit so big that it clogged the toilet:

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram

Patrick Tomlinson shared a post on Instagram: "". Follow their account to see 1991 posts.

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[guest]

Looks like he stubbed his hoof on the pasture.

 

[BudDickman]

Pat looking like he just got done beating Niki for ruining his shorts:

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "When your wife runs your tan shorts through the wash with her new red skirt, you get new pink shorts."

8 likes, 3 comments - pstomlinson on September 18, 2018: "When your wife runs your tan shorts through the wash with her new red skirt, you get new pink shorts.".

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[BudDickman]

Niki looking even more disgusting than usual:

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "I regret to announce that my wife has succumbed to the first recorded death from ice cream headache."

13 likes, 1 comments - pstomlinson on September 17, 2018: "I regret to announce that my wife has succumbed to the first recorded death from ice cream headache.".

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[Patrick O'Neal]

 

[Snake]

Pat looking like he just got done beating Niki for ruining his shorts:

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "When your wife runs your tan shorts through the wash with her new red skirt, you get new pink shorts."

8 likes, 3 comments - pstomlinson on September 18, 2018: "When your wife runs your tan shorts through the wash with her new red skirt, you get new pink shorts.".

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[SFWA liaison]

the dude who claims we have a toxic relationship with the Internet, folks!

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

One of the most disgusting aspects of his character is his dead-eyed attempts at human expression. It’s an imitation of humanity that he thinks people don’t see through.

 

[Will Tate]

Hope it hurt.

 

[peckafacce]

No self respecting man would wear open toe shoes unless they are at the beach, and even then its iffy.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Niki looking even more disgusting than usual:

Patrick Tomlinson on Instagram: "I regret to announce that my wife has succumbed to the first recorded death from ice cream headache."

13 likes, 1 comments - pstomlinson on September 17, 2018: "I regret to announce that my wife has succumbed to the first recorded death from ice cream headache.".

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Thats the face she made whenever Pats yellow tinted cum would start oozing out.

 

[The Greaseman]

I hope it becomes infected and turns necrotic. Surely he'll lose it one day to the 'beetus anyway.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

One of the most disgusting aspects of his character is his dead-eyed attempts at human expression. It’s an imitation of humanity that he thinks people don’t see through.

I love that he thinks he can lie on the internet to make himself look more successful/interesting and the internet has been calling out his lies for 4 years.

He thought people would actually care about what he thinks but cant even get half of his follower count to support him. He went from " Successful writer/pundit/comedian verified on twitter" to exposed crybully laughingstock of the internet with no publisher, no comedy gigs, no blue check and political hot takes that get virtually ignored.

 

[guest]

Extreme close up of Pat's busted toe. Who the fuck would post this?

People are fucking crazy, especially for dopamine. I know a girl who ran over her foot with a lawnmower. She would post her deformed foot all the time. I think it was missing 2-3 toes. I'm sure she was doing it for those sweet likes and the "I'm so sorry about your foot" bullshit