Important update: Two pedophiles are collaborating on a story together

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Remember Rakdaddy? The SFWA member who suspiciously torched his twitter one day? He then begged for people to follow him the day after. Well, he and the pig are working on a story together!

Let's have a closer look:

Once again our piggy tries to be a writer but he cannot generate anything resembling prose, he's merely throwing out shitty tropes and describing what is happening. Looks like these SFWA types are only good at one thing, preying on children.

Rakdaddy seems to approve though.

That will only happen if Pat gets custody of his daughter and offers her to the people running the SFWA, you creepy shithead.

Edit: A third pedophile enters the discussion.

Guess Uncle Paul has been sticking his thumb in naughty places. Sad!

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Jesus. I hope one of nikkis boyfriends plays knock out game with them both.

 

[Stent]

Are the aliens small and supple with an uncanny resemblance to Earth children? Hugo winner!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

what the fuck is this shit

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Remember Rakdaddy? The SFWA member who suspiciously torched his twitter one day? He then begged for people to follow him the day after. Well, he and the pig are working on a story together!

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Let's have a closer look:

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Once again our piggy tries to be a writer but he cannot generate anything resembling prose, he's merely throwing out shitty tropes and describing what is happening. Looks like these SFWA types are only good at one thing, preying on children.

Rakdaddy seems to approve though.

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That will only happen if Pat gets custody of his daughter and offers her to the people running the SFWA, you creepy shithead.

Edit: A third pedophile enters the discussion.

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Guess Uncle Paul has been sticking his thumb in naughty places. Sad!

Embarrassingly pitiful even by your standards, Pat.

 

[Guyincognito]

Incidentally the Hugo trophy is also the premiere award offered by Nambla. Which one is Rak referencing? You be the judge

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Remember Rakdaddy? The SFWA member who suspiciously torched his twitter one day? He then begged for people to follow him the day after. Well, he and the pig are working on a story together!

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Let's have a closer look:

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Once again our piggy tries to be a writer but he cannot generate anything resembling prose, he's merely throwing out shitty tropes and describing what is happening. Looks like these SFWA types are only good at one thing, preying on children.

Rakdaddy seems to approve though.

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That will only happen if Pat gets custody of his daughter and offers her to the people running the SFWA, you creepy shithead.

Edit: A third pedophile enters the discussion.

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Guess Uncle Paul has been sticking his thumb in naughty places. Sad!

Fuck ... EVERY TIME Pedo Paul / Banned From the Mall posts, it's a cry for pity or attention. I couldn't imagine being in my twilight years and still being desperate for someone to pay me attention with a "I'm so sorry Paul". What a sad little life.

Also, Rick, your dialog is stilted and laden with exposition. "We've been a cashless society for centuries, Ana". PEOPLE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT. Especially if it's been centuries! That would be like having to tell someone, "People haven't gotten around by horse-drawn carriage in hundreds of years, Ana". Nobody should have to be informed of something that is and has been status quo for a lengthy period of time. It's unnatural, draws attention to itself, and sounds written.

Tl;Dr- Patrick S Tomlinson is fat, undersexed, and a horrible writer.

 

[Mike Glyer]

Two assholes conversing in an asshole manner and then Paul comes in with "By the way my thumb is infected!" The whole fucking lot of these people...

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Costa Rica really inspired me to add a more Latinx vibe to my next book, after all the cultural heritage I absorbed in my two weeks there.

Now my characters will be eating tacos y enchiladas and drinking Corona at the taqueria. One might even go on a zipline upside down like Spiderman.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The thing is Pigs books are so shitty he never was up for a Hugo. pedo Paul was up for two

 

[Heyfellas]

I fucking hate Paul

 

[Clint Ruin]

So I'm supposed to believe this hack makes six figures and is still using a laptop with pressure damage all over the lcd like a broke twentysomething. Fucking dirty poor person.

By the way, Rick, Google "Snipping Tool" once so that you don't have to take pics of your screen with your cellphone like a geriatric moron.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

FagDaddy

 

[Stent]

First paragraph of chapter one and he's already needing someone else to do the work for him.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

My big takeaway from the initial tweet is that Pat has spent months and months writing down all the various space genders and food dishes of his new scifi universe, but still has nothing to say because even Patrick is not actually interested in his own boring horseshit

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Remember Rakdaddy? The SFWA member who suspiciously torched his twitter one day? He then begged for people to follow him the day after. Well, he and the pig are working on a story together!

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Let's have a closer look:

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Once again our piggy tries to be a writer but he cannot generate anything resembling prose, he's merely throwing out shitty tropes and describing what is happening. Looks like these SFWA types are only good at one thing, preying on children.

Rakdaddy seems to approve though.

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That will only happen if Pat gets custody of his daughter and offers her to the people running the SFWA, you creepy shithead.

Edit: A third pedophile enters the discussion.

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Guess Uncle Paul has been sticking his thumb in naughty places. Sad!

Sadly Pauls thumb is actually infected and seems to be growing a 3 year olds hymen #prader-feedakidyourwilly syndrome.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Painfully unfunny.

Keep your little skits between you and rakdaddy, Patrick. It's embarrassing.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"their volume", you mean "its volume"?
"priceless, irreplaceable" - essentially the same word twice.
"patron" so it's a library you have to pay to use? But then he says you can't "buy" anything in this world....?
"finger of choice" what does that mean? The reader's choice? The patron's choice? Any finger that a person extends if of their choice. It's like saying "I spoke a word that I had chosen". Unless I'm misunderstanding, that is complete nonsense.
"face down" you mean "head down"? face down means lying on the ground.
"Cashless" somehow this also means "you can't barter either". So, if I say to you "I'll swap my hat for that cake" that is illegal? And the term for that is "cashless"? And if that is the case, how do you have a "patron" of a library?
"Tacos and enchiladas. REPEAT enchiladas". That is funny! Mexican food names are funny. The aliens should choose those as names. So, the chief alien is called Burrito. And his second in command is "Doritos Locos"!

No wonder Pat thinks he's really fucking good at writing hilarious sci-fi!

 

[guest]

"their volume", you mean "its volume"?
"priceless, irreplaceable" - essentially the same word twice.
"patron" so it's a library you have to pay to use? But then he says you can't "buy" anything in this world....?
"finger of choice" what does that mean? The reader's choice? The patron's choice? Any finger that a person extends if of their choice. It's like saying "I spoke a word that I had chosen". Unless I'm misunderstanding, that is complete nonsense.
"face down" you mean "head down"? face down means lying on the ground.
"Cashless" somehow this also means "you can't barter either". So, if I say to you "I'll swap my hat for that cake" that is illegal? And the term for that is "cashless"? And if that is the case, how do you have a "patron" of a library?
"Tacos and enchiladas. REPEAT enchiladas". That is funny! Mexican food names are funny. The aliens should choose those as names. So, the chief alien is called Burrito. And his second in command is "Doritos Locos"!

No wonder Pat thinks he's really fucking good at writing hilarious sci-fi!

I thought that too but knowing what a pandering faggot he is he's probably trying to work in a character with they/them pronouns.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The thought had crossed my mind.

Pat - comment?