Important Reminder: Tommy Tomlinson sucked cock every single day from 1961 to 1986

[The Talking Dead]

An impressive feat honestly.

 

[PickleRickle]

Impressive feet and mouth?

Im in.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

If the rumors are to be believed, I'm as impressed by the consistent quality as I am by the quantity. "Tommy had a sensual tongue, and he never forgot the balls."-an alleged gloryhole regular, somewhere near kenosha.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

If the rumors are to be believed, I'm as impressed by the consistent quality as I am by the quantity. "Tommy had a sensual tongue, and he never forgot the balls."-an alleged gloryhole regular, somewhere near kenosha.

No they aren't stlaker, and no you aren't, and no he didn't, and yes stlaker, he always forgot the balls, enjoy prison atalker.

You have been instructed an infinite amount of times to stop spreading word of Sconnies Velvet Mouth, the authorities have been notified of your felonies and are on their way.

 

[The Talking Dead]

and yes stlaker, he always forgot the balls

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Not a lot of gay bars or cruising spots in rural Wisconsin. Uhh or so I've heard.. but that means Tommy was working for those cocks. Truck stop to truck stop, bathroom to bathroom, pursuing his passion. Rick obviously believed his cover stories. Daddy's a traveling bull rider, that's why he's not here. Hes teaching a gun class tonight. Everybody has herpes..

 

[Opesterino]

yes he did - blue ribbon winner every year until he retired.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Is it true that Tommy Tomlinson of Portage, Wisconsin is the innovator of the technique known as “edging,” a form of fellatio focused on stimulating your partner for a long period of time until they ejaculate?

Originally a mainstay of the homosexual community, edging has expanded its reach into heterosexual communities across the globe.

While heterosexual couples typically do not share the ejaculate between partners (also known as “priming the pump”) like Tommy Tomlinson originally intended, his contributions to the art of oral sex cannot be stated enough. The man is quite literally a living legend.

Oral sex enthusiasts across the world are forever in your debt, Tommy Tomlinson.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Tommy Tomlinson is the McDonalds of blowjobs, over one billion served. I say this under penalty of perjury and death.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

What happened in '86?

 

[guest]

If the rumors are to be believed, I'm as impressed by the consistent quality as I am by the quantity. "Tommy had a sensual tongue, and he never forgot the balls."-an alleged gloryhole regular, somewhere near kenosha.

One of the Nadolski uncles perhaps?

 

[guest]

What happened in '86?

He finally wised up to the dangers of the AIDS. He got tested and came back negative. An unnamed source quoted him as saying, "the amount of anonymous cock I sucked and sat on through the 70s and 80s stopped being countable around '78. If anyone should have that virus, it should statistically be me. I don't know how, but somehow Ive dodged the mother of all bullets. My cruising days are over."

 

[BigBeanFatty]

He finally wised up to the dangers of the AIDS. He got tested and came back negative. An unnamed source quoted him as saying, "the amount of anonymous cock I sucked and sat on through the 70s and 80s stopped being countable around '78. If anyone should have that virus, it should statistically be me. I don't know how, but somehow Ive dodged the mother of all bullets. My cruising days are over."

I've lost all respect for Tommy. A true Captain of Cocksucking would go down with (on) the ship.

 

[guest]

I'd almost forgotten that so thanks

 

[The Talking Dead]

He finally wised up to the dangers of the AIDS. He got tested and came back negative. An unnamed source quoted him as saying, "the amount of anonymous cock I sucked and sat on through the 70s and 80s stopped being countable around '78. If anyone should have that virus, it should statistically be me. I don't know how, but somehow Ive dodged the mother of all bullets. My cruising days are over."

I can confirm this to be a 100% accurate quote.

 

[RoTheHo69]

I heard he used to impact his own colon by shoving his shit back up his asshole and making patty watch.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

If the rumors are to be believed, I'm as impressed by the consistent quality as I am by the quantity. "Tommy had a sensual tongue, and he never forgot the balls."-an alleged gloryhole regular, somewhere near kenosha.

And his fish like mouth gave him the ability to stuff 12 juicy cocks down his throat at once, where any regular mouth can only stuff 3.

 

[Sputnik]

Do you think Rick grinds little African American child’s into pepperoni because he had to watch his hero father gobble up miles of black dicks?

“You’ll never grow up to mouth fuck my father” Patrick exclaimed to a confused and terrified negro child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]