I was thinking about how I would never let Joe use my toilet and thought... Would i prefer him or Pat? It's a tough one man.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Important poll
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Joe because he's airborne
Pat would take 40 minutes because he'd be responding to stalkers in there. Joe would be in and out because dirty wops barely wipe.
Also Pat takes giant metallic smelling bratwurst shits.
Also Pat takes giant metallic smelling bratwurst shits.
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I don't exactly want Joe using my toilet but I would not let Patrick in my house under any circumstances
I've got your important poll RIGHT HERE
Do they leave right away? Because you know both don't wipe good but pat doesn't wear underwear
They are both big tubs of shit but Pat might scrub the toilet clean afterwards simply out of habit since he's a maid now.
If Pat's ass touched anything in my house I'd have to burn it down.
Either way my toilet is breaking
Crew-life hack #18:
Smuggle shit out of the bathroom and cleverly disguise it as pringles for crew inspection. Hiding in plain sight.
(No poo from the toilet allowed in room)Pat would piss all over the front of the seat because he doesn't have enough shaft to aim his dick downwards into the toilet as he's shitting.
Joe because he would shit with military precision.
Joe behaves like a homeless bum and probably showers like twice a week and he's somehow less fucking gross than Pat. Patrick looks sticky. Like if I had to touch his skin I'd be really bummed the fuck out about it.
I would let Joe take a wet shit in my spackle bucket in the back of a hot utility van any time.
Rick 100%, only because i would try to opie a picture for the forum.