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Imagine the joy and elation

Thread starter DoctorSteveCarlisi
Start date Jul 25, 2023

DoctorSteveCarlisi

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Jul 25, 2023

You know he isn't going to show up for court. And hopefully the judge will order his contemptuous broke ass to be immediately arrested. Imagine the joy it will bring to the hard working MPD when they are finally able to give Rick the proper treatment he so justly deserves. They'll be drawing straws over who gets to make the arrest and every officer he's ever screamed at will probably show up to watch.

*Knocking*
Pat: Go the fuck away, idiots! Never come here again!
MPD: Not this time, Mr. Tomlinson. Things have changed.
*Louder insistent knocking*
Pat, opening the door: How many times do I have to tell yewwwwwwwww? Hey wait! What are you doing?!
MPD, slapping cuffs on: Just give us a reason to taze you. Please give us a reason. You've got a date with Quasi. Now get in the car, fat boy!

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