Imagine taking a picture of yourself looking like this and deciding to share it with the world

[HotDogJoe]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

“First 5k” bull shit, unless he walked it and took breaks in between. Not a bead of sweat on this pig’s face / five head.

 

[42069]

Gomer Pile looking monster

 

[MonsterSteve]

#rapeface

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

“First 5k” bull shit, unless he walked it and took breaks in between. Not a bead of sweat on this pig’s face / five head.

Fun fact: pigs don't have sweat glands. That's why they like rolling around in cool mud, to keep their temperate down

 

[peckafacce]

Not sure what's worse, the picture or the lie about the 5k. That shirt is bone dry.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Why would a trained runner wear a cotton t shirt? Wouldn’t you wear something with wicking properties like a Nike Pro Combat top?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

"That glow" @CarolMaxheinie comment? Does he have the runner's high?

 

[peckafacce]

Why would a trained runner wear a cotton t shirt? Wouldn’t you wear something with wicking properties like a Nike Pro Combat top?

He cant afford it? He's wearing a free t-shirt he got for signing up the the half marathon he cheated in.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The first 5k calories of the season?

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

"That glow" @CarolMaxheinie comment? Does he have the runner's high?

He has a waddler’s neck. Fat Pat has ever run, which is why he doesn’t believe in a runner’s high.

I finished an hour of sprints almost two hours ago and still feel amazing from the endorphins.

 

[guest]

There's no "glow." A healthy person would have colour in their face and a sheen of mild perspiration after running 5k. A fatso would be red in the face and drenched in sweat. This fucking bullshitter is as grey as Manchester's skies and as dry as Drinky's box around Fat.

On a separate note he's just so weird looking. Bloated, dead-eyed overgrown toddler. Truly chilling.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Who's more rapey: Pat, or Seth?

 

[guest]

“First 5k” bull shit, unless he walked it and took breaks in between. Not a bead of sweat on this pig’s face / five head.

The only 5K this nigga is doing is calories/day.

 

[Mikekeke]

 

[fenrir]

Who's more rapey: Pat, or Seth?

Pat can't rape anybody. His dick has been lost forever in the folds of his gunt.

I'm not sure Seth can get hard for a girl, but he could probably insert his whole tiny body in there and do burpees.

There's a mental image for everybody. Have fun sleeping tonight, folks.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"I am.... in a world....of meatloaf."

(Hey, folks. They ain't all gold...)

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Not a cloud in the sky in the window. Nice lie, stupid.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pat can't rape anybody. His dick has been lost forever in the folds of his gunt.

I'm not sure Seth can get hard for a girl, but he could probably insert his whole tiny body in there and do burpees.

There's a mental image for everybody. Have fun sleeping tonight, folks.

I’m only comforted by the fact that an uncoordinated wuss like Seth can’t do burpees

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He cant afford it? He's wearing a free t-shirt he got for signing up the the half marathon he cheated in.

I’m sure piss teeth can convince Mommy Warbucks to give her the AmEx to get special piggy an athletic shirt