Imagine Patrick

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

Reading Apostlegate 1 and how Seth was corresponding with [email protected] thinking to himself "what a fucking retarded kike".

Meanwhile his inbox is loaded with emails from [email protected]

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'd like to think it really was Fez involved, giving us a parting gift.

 

[FurBurger]

I'd like to think it really was Fez involved, giving us a parting gift.

"It's fiiiine," said a ghostly voice, "the Huffington Post must own two domaaaaains"

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I'd like to think it really was Fez involved, giving us a parting gift.

D-Man's revenge

 

[guest]

I'd like to think it really was Fez involved, giving us a parting gift.

Fezzie always wins in the end! R.i.p. big cat.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

I'd like to think it really was Fez involved, giving us a parting gift.

He really stuck it to those fatcats in Washington

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He really stuck it to those fatcats in Washington

WELL WELL WELL

 

[guest]

Reading Apostlegate 1 and how Seth was corresponding with [email protected] thinking to himself "what a fucking retarded kike".

Meanwhile his inbox is loaded with emails from [email protected]

I was listening to Darknet Diaries the other day and there was a guy on there talking about how 90%+ of "hacks" are things like people getting phished in some way. Either they click a link that installs something or they get conned into giving up their credentials or someone has their pass but they need their 2 factor text so they call the victim and social engineer the 2-factor validation text. They're getting conned in some way. So naturally I thought about Rick falling prey to this and I had the thought that surely after 3 years of people texting him and pestering him and people trying to change his password, there would be no way he'd fall for it. But then I remembered that he got conned by some guy using a knockoff huffington post email address and realized that he really is that dumb.

 

[Missy's Mangled Handster]

I was listening to Darknet Diaries the other day and there was a guy on there talking about how 90%+ of "hacks" are things like people getting phished in some way. Either they click a link that installs something or they get conned into giving up their credentials or someone has their pass but they need their 2 factor text so they call the victim and social engineer the 2-factor validation text. They're getting conned in some way. So naturally I thought about Rick falling prey to this and I had the thought that surely after 3 years of people texting him and pestering him and people trying to change his password, there would be no way he'd fall for it. But then I remembered that he got conned by some guy using a knockoff huffington post email address and realized that he really is that dumb.

2 minutes into apostlegate 1 I looked up Josiah Munoz Huffington Post, saw nothing, and thought "goddamn Patrick really is a great big retarded person"

We can probably brute force his password with enough capeshit and star wars guesses

 

[guest]

We can probably brute force his password with enough capeshit and star wars guesses

This is a man who was using 'boner1' as a password. You might be giving him too much credit.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

His password is probably author418

 

[DominusOdium]

This is a man who was using 'boner1' as a password. You might be giving him too much credit.

He's gotten wise to that.

Try boner2

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

nodaughter4me

 

[Stent]

SusanV6

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

34waist

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

betterwife2

 

[guest]

I was listening to Darknet Diaries the other day and there was a guy on there talking about how 90%+ of "hacks" are things like people getting phished in some way. Either they click a link that installs something or they get conned into giving up their credentials or someone has their pass but they need their 2 factor text so they call the victim and social engineer the 2-factor validation text. They're getting conned in some way. So naturally I thought about Rick falling prey to this and I had the thought that surely after 3 years of people texting him and pestering him and people trying to change his password, there would be no way he'd fall for it. But then I remembered that he got conned by some guy using a knockoff huffington post email address and realized that he really is that dumb.

I've thought about this...How have none of you black hat hackers sent him a spicy attachment?