Imagine getting fucked in the ass by a man every night and convincing yourself that you're not gay

[The Talking Dead]

I don't know what the name for Jim Norton's mental illness is but it's severe in any case.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He's a weird brooding man, man. He spent all holidays alone or at Bobby Kelly's house and never visited his parents and family. Brought a bodyguard with him on the road full time for no logical reason. Spent a decade plus starving himself and getting a trainer to look like absolute shit. Etc etc

 

[The Talking Dead]

Spent a decade plus starving himself and getting a trainer to look like absolute shit. Etc etc

It's funny how he's just completely given up on being in shape now. He looks worse than he ever has. Just a fat old man who's resigned himself to paying for a young trophy "wife".

 

[DieNortonDie]

He's a weird brooding man, man. He spent all holidays alone or at Bobby Kelly's house and never visited his parents and family. Brought a bodyguard with him on the road full time for no logical reason. Spent a decade plus starving himself and getting a trainer to look like absolute shit. Etc etc

I still don’t understand why he felt that he needed Kenny. For what? To remember that he had a gig in Poughkeepsie? It’s not even far from the city that chinless faggot

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I don't know what the name for Jim Norton's mental illness is but it's severe in any case.

Fagoot

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I still don’t understand why he felt that he needed Kenny. For what? To remember that he had a gig in Poughkeepsie? It’s not even far from the city that chinless faggot

Him thinking that he needs a bodyguard is more delusional to me than him thinking being married to a tranny doesn't make you gay.

 

[THE D]

There are many people on Cumtown.org who would not have to strain to imagine the OP thread title.

 

[Sue Lightning]

We are truly entering a weird world of self identification being the be all end all. A lot of sexual psychologists have proposed that men who don’t self identify as gay simply aren’t. And we’re not even talking about a guy who fucks trannies - I mean they think if a married man who gets strange male dick in parking lots doesn’t consider himself gay he’s just not. It’s fucking ridiculous.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

I still don’t understand why he felt that he needed Kenny. For what? To remember that he had a gig in Poughkeepsie? It’s not even far from the city that chinless faggot

He didn't even make Kenny drive. He would speed and use Kenny to get out of tickets

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Him thinking that he needs a bodyguard is more delusional to me than him thinking being married to a tranny doesn't make you gay.

Look, I’m not defending Norton but I think Kenny was closer to a day to day road manager and a lackey than a bodyguard. Two things Jim also doesn’t need though.

 

[Kurt_Love]

I still don’t understand why he felt that he needed Kenny. For what? To remember that he had a gig in Poughkeepsie? It’s not even far from the city that chinless faggot

He was paying Kenny $500 to make sure a scumbag club owner didn't short him $50. What's not to understand? It really came down to wanting to run his mouth and not fear having his ass beat.

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

He's a weird brooding man, man. He spent all holidays alone or at Bobby Kelly's house and never visited his parents and family. Brought a bodyguard with him on the road full time for no logical reason. Spent a decade plus starving himself and getting a trainer to look like absolute shit. Etc etc

I still don’t understand why he felt that he needed Kenny. For what? To remember that he had a gig in Poughkeepsie? It’s not even far from the city that chinless faggot

He mentioned the Kenny shit in passing a few times; ssssssssssssssssssssssscumbag club owners would know they could fuck him on payment unless he had anyone larger than 5'4 with him. Out of anything he's said and done, "I need a large man to make sure I'm not bullied out of my money" was as forthcoming as he's probably ever been on anything.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

He's a weird brooding man, man. He spent all holidays alone or at Bobby Kelly's house and never visited his parents and family. Brought a bodyguard with him on the road full time for no logical reason. Spent a decade plus starving himself and getting a trainer to look like absolut bye shit. Etc etc

What a easy job Kenny had fetching egg whites and making sure nobody harmed O&A

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What a easy job Kenny had fetching egg whites and making sure nobody harmed O&A

Nicole and the Morning Mashup goofing on the bbbooyss for Kenny escorting them to the bathroom was hilarious and Opie’s response screamed that it upset them all. Nicole seemed like a good egg and a goer.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

We are truly entering a weird world of self identification being the be all end all. A lot of sexual psychologists have proposed that men who don’t self identify as gay simply aren’t. And we’re not even talking about a guy who fucks trannies - I mean they think if a married man who gets strange male dick in parking lots doesn’t consider himself gay he’s just not. It’s fucking ridiculous.

Another thing I've been seeing cuz freak weirdos like Jim Norton are the only types that seem to be attracted to tranny's(a faggot in a dress) they want normies to start trying to pick them up I've seen articles saying "nobody is a hundred percent straight"

 

[Single Action Army]

We are truly entering a weird world of self identification being the be all end all. A lot of sexual psychologists have proposed that men who don’t self identify as gay simply aren’t. And we’re not even talking about a guy who fucks trannies - I mean they think if a married man who gets strange male dick in parking lots doesn’t consider himself gay he’s just not. It’s fucking ridiculous.

The Nazis tried killing these doctors.
Britain and America: whooooaaa, slow down there, Fritz.

and making sure nobody harmed O&A

That's what Po was for. Oussss.

Dice, Jimmy, Opie, Amy, Burr... Kenny was never a "bodyguard," just a 6'6" nursemaid. There are probably only like 10 people in the country brazen enough to attack the president, let alone a fucking comic.
Then again, that's just my civilian perspective.

 

[Chapel]

It's funny how he's just completely given up on being in shape now. He looks worse than he ever has. Just a fat old man who's resigned himself to paying to be a shealth for a nordic pork sword".

 

[Chapel]

We are truly entering a weird world of self identification being the be all end all. A lot of sexual psychologists have proposed that men who don’t self identify as gay simply aren’t. And we’re not even talking about a guy who fucks trannies - I mean they think if a married man who gets strange male dick in parking lots doesn’t consider himself gay he’s just not. It’s fucking ridiculous.

About ten years ago there was a show on UK tv about british guys who we’re “ in relationships” with ladyboys. Big muscular blokes in Union Jack t shirts claiming “they’re not a poof” as they drop their loads in a blokes arse.
Fucking hilarious

 

[midwit]

I genuinely think a large part of it is he knows deep down that a mentally stable woman could never take a guy like him seriously, from both a physical and emotional pov.

Deformed and broken people need deformed and broken people.

He has no honor or moral guidelines to consider, nothing in his soul to say what he is doing is wrong. He talks about his parents like they are NPC's in his video game life. The closest thing to deep thoughts and philosophy he can defer to is self-indulgent cornball shit he picked up in AA.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

About ten years ago there was a show on UK tv about british guys who we’re “ in relationships” with ladyboys. Big muscular blokes in Union Jack t shirts claiming “they’re not a poof” as they drop their loads in a blokes arse.
Fucking hilarious

The British really did pioneer being queers.