I'm writing a sitcom

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's called "Seinfield" and the pitch is this: it's a show about not much of anything.

What do you think?

 

[guest]

More like shitcom haha

 

[Meownaw]

More like shitcom haha

Oh is the chick from Paramore in it?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

More like shitcom haha

....

I just tore up 30 pages, threw my typewriter in the garbage and I am now standing on the ledge of my highrise writer's apartment building. You're right, Patreeky. You've always been right. I'm a worthless writer. I'm a worthless man. I should just give up and fucking kill myself. Goodbye forever.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Writer's block is a bitch. I wrote a sitcom about an office worker who worked at the world's trade center on 9/11. Looking out the window he sees one of the planes coming towards the building. Then he deadpans towards the camera and says to the audience, "It's going to be one of those days!"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You're a fucking idiot, Vigoda.

Patreeky's right. NOBODY wants to hear about your STUPID FUCKING Seinfield show. It'd never get off the ground anyways. A show about not much of anything? Fucking ASSHOLE. I'M GONNA FUCKING JUMP! DON'T TRY TO STOP ME! I'M GONNA DO IT!

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Writer's block is a bitch. I wrote a sitcom about an office worker who worked at the world's trade center on 9/11. Looking out the window he sees one of the planes coming towards the building. Then he deadpans towards the camera and says to the audience, "It's going to be one of those days!"

Yours sounds pretty stupid, honestly.

But I'm going to kill myself because Patreeky said it sounds more like a shitcom. Don't try to stop me.

 

[Meownaw]

Writer's block is a bitch. I wrote a sitcom about an office worker who worked at the world's trade center on 9/11. Looking out the window he sees one of the planes coming towards the building. Then he deadpans towards the camera and says to the audience, "It's going to be one of those days!"

I'd watch it.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Yours sounds pretty stupid, honestly.

But I'm going to kill myself because Patreeky said it sounds more like a shitcom. Don't try to stop me.

Well I wasn't looking for criticism.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'd watch it.

You'd watch that but not Seinfield? I'm gonna FUCKING kill myself. Don't try to stop me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well I wasn't looking for criticism.

Oh well at least people want to watch your shitty show. Seinfield is garbage. And now it's in the garbage because that's where it belongs.

I'm gonna kill myself. Don't bother trying to stop me!

 

[guest]

Don't try to stop me.

We won’t.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We won’t.

I just want you to know that when I do this, it will be all your fault.

But you mustn't blame yourself. Live your life. Love another. Don't try to stop me!!

 

[Meownaw]

It

Oh well at least people want to watch your shitty show. Seinfield is garbage. And now it's in the garbage because that's where it belongs.

I'm gonna kill myself. Don't bother trying to stop me!

It just sounds a little too close to Seinfeld if I'm being honest wit cha.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Oh is the chick from Paramore in it?

Minaw is hilarious. Really pounded that guy. Funny thread.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm gonna do it real soon here. You guys better not try to stop me because you'd just be wasting your time!

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Kiss my ass and call it a Love Story.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It

It just sounds a little too close to Seinfeld if I'm being honest wit cha.

Never heard of it. Sounds Jewish.

I'm going to plummet to my death now, don't try to stop me.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm gonna do it real soon here. You guys better not try to stop me because you'd just be wasting your time!

You still here?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I swear, if any of you even TRY to stop me...