I'm watching the boat movie about the Von Erichs

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Perry, Jerry, Terry, and Garth Von Erich work on a farm. Dad Von Erich is mean to Garth Von Erich. Garth Von Erich has to shit real bad but Terry Von Erich is trying to jack off in the shower. Perry Von Erich can't cut a promo for shit. Perry and Terry Von Erich wrestled Bruiser Brody. Perry Von Erich is a big dummy and isn't smooth with the gals but one asked him out. He had lunch with the stupit bitch and she hugged him because his brother died. I haven't seen Jerry Von Erich do anything yet. Dad Von Erich got Perry Von Erich a #1 contender match against Harley Race. Perry Von Erich slapped him in the chest a bunch and Harley Race kicked him in the nuts. Harley Race suplexed Perry Von Erich on the concrete and it fucked him all up. Old fatbody Harley Race fucked Perry Von Erich up and got disqualified. Perry Von Erich sucks on the mic so Terry Von Erich took it from him and did the talking. Dad Von Erich is disappointed but hopeful. Jerry Von Erich threw a discus. Jerry Von Erich is doing track and field. Jimmy Carter said the US won't be attending the Moscow Olympics and Dad Von Erich got pissy eyed. Jerry Von Erich is home. They play football. Dad Von Erich is only a dick to Garth Von Erich. Dad Von Erich played the clarinet because he's gay but he quit to play sports. Mom Von Erich won't let Garth Von Erich's band play at a party and they sneak him out and he does it anyways. His band sucks and he's gay. I think I'm gonna stop watching it now.

 

[Dog Eater]

Here's a condensed and summarized version of the text:

The Von Erich family, consisting of brothers Perry, Jerry, Terry, and Garth, work on a farm. Their father is mean to Garth, who has to deal with personal struggles. The brothers engage in various activities, including wrestling, sports, and music. Perry has a romantic interest, but is awkward with women. He also has a wrestling match against Harley Race, which ends in a disqualification. Meanwhile, Jerry participates in track and field, and the family has a party where Garth's band plays despite their mother's disapproval. The father is portrayed as tough and sometimes cruel, especially towards Garth.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Here's a condensed and summarized version of the text:

The Von Erich family, consisting of brothers Perry, Jerry, Terry, and Garth, work on a farm. Their father is mean to Garth, who has to deal with personal struggles. The brothers engage in various activities, including wrestling, sports, and music. Perry has a romantic interest, but is awkward with women. He also has a wrestling match against Harley Race, which ends in a disqualification. Meanwhile, Jerry participates in track and field, and the family has a party where Garth's band plays despite their mother's disapproval. The father is portrayed as tough and sometimes cruel, especially towards Garth.

Some people say less is more. But that's bullshit. More is more. That's why it's called more.

You also completely left out the jacking off.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Some people say less is more. But that's bullshit. More is more. That's why it's called more.

You also completely left out the jacking off.

Tell that to that FAGGOT David Lynch

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is Maura Tierney even halfway fuckable still?

 

[HeyItsVos]

Is Maura Tierney even halfway fuckable still?

I still would, but she’s looking pretty grim.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Is Maura Tierney even halfway fuckable still?

It's not great. I binged News Radio recently and I had to look up if it was her.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's not great. I binged News Radio recently and I had to look up if it was her.

She was pretty cute in that. I guess the wall remains undefeated.

 

[goo gobbler]

that scene where they're reunited on the lake was gay

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

How does the Iron Claw compare to the Giant Claw? Were any of the Von Erichs as big as a battleship?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How does the Iron Claw compare to the Giant Claw? Were any of the Von Erichs as big as a battleship?

They're all pretty fucking small in this movie. I'm pretty sure Kerry Von Erich wasn't like 5'5", the kid from Shameless is fucking tiny. Zac Efron is short too and the guy he's playing is like 6'5".